Aurelio Voltaire - BiTrektual lyrics

Live long and prosper if you're one of us!

May the force be with you
Unless that phrase don't fit you

Forever we have been at odds

'cause you're a drooling trekkie!

Says the Lucas lacky!

Whatever!

We are out at space the last frontier
Seeking life that's new and strange out here
A new civilization in the great beyond
Boldly going where no one has gone

Our tale is better in every way!
In a galaxy far, far, away!
A great adventure happened a long, long
Time ago but then I don't suppose
That you would know!

We have rayguns we call Phasers!

We have blasters AND lightsabers!

We have ships that fly at warp!

Yeahit's called Hyperspace you dorks!

We got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks

Well a guy who plays
With Tribbles shouldn't talk!

Oh, come on lets not
Fight! it's so unintellectual!
How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?

That's disgusting

Yeahforget i mentioned it

Klingons shooting at our starboard side
We got a hull breech on the Enterprise
We drifted to the Neutral zone and
We're on the wrong side
We need a wormhole to make it out alive

On the moon of Yavin's where we hide
We're having trouble with the Hyperdrive
This planet keeps on spinning and the
Death Star's now in sight
We hope the rebels take it out in time
Oh, come on lets not
Fight! it's so unintellectual!
How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?

Would't it be nice? And
So much more effectual?
To put our cares aside and be Bitrektual?

Think how awesome it would be!
A team up with Jean-luc, and Leia

Kirk and Chewey save the day!
Blowing up a bird of pray!

Han and Spock the set a net
To trap the Borg and Boba Fett

While 3PO and Data
Raid a Tie Fighter to capture Vader!

Luke and Worf get into it!
And blow the death star into bit's!

And then we throw the Tribbles
Into the Sarlacc pit!

And then we kick the Ewoks into it!

Live long and prosper so say we all!

Waitwhat? May the force be with you
May the Timelords keep you!

Forever! We can Babylon!

There's no use debating!
The Stargate's waiting!

Oh, come on lets not
Fight! it's so unintellectual!
How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?
So let's take the advice
Of an Asian Homosexual!
Lets put our cares aside and be Bitrektual!

Hell i wanna be Sci-Fi Multi Trektual!

Live long and prosper!

May the force be with you!

Never give up! never surrender!

Uh to infinity and beyond!

Youare ridiculous