Aurelio Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy lyrics
[Aurelio Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy lyrics]
All right girls, come on
Move it along, don't dilly dally
Men are waiting gentlemen!
Come on in, right on in
To our temple of sin!
The sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion
And women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a Bordello
With something off for a change
2 dollars more, you can have a dead whore
We specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you out for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under the dress?
Cause we can't tell the boys
From the girls here
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, what a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
There's an Asian albino
And as far as I know
She has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it
She'll gladly remove it
If you tire of her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms
She's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana
She's bloody good with her feet!
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you out for a spin
I'd be suggesting a lamby intestine
You don't know where these girls have been
Oh
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, what a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
Tragedy, at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, it's a curious sight!
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy
They called you pretty in your hometown
Not to be petty but here in the city you're
Not all that pretty
You're lucky we keep you around
Now get back to work
Come on in to the cathouse! We
Got pussies of every kind
We have black, white and yellow, and red ones
And only one or two are feline
I'm your benevolent emcee
And I'm here to make sure they behave
Sure they smell like cheese
And they're full of disease
But just think of the money you'll save
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, what a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
Tragedy, at the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, it's a curious sight
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy at the Cathouse Tragedy
Alright, girls, come on, move it along
I don't wanna be here anymore than you do
I should've been a dentist
Move it along, don't dilly dally
Men are waiting gentlemen!
Come on in, right on in
To our temple of sin!
The sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion
And women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a Bordello
With something off for a change
2 dollars more, you can have a dead whore
We specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you out for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under the dress?
Cause we can't tell the boys
From the girls here
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, what a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
There's an Asian albino
And as far as I know
She has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it
She'll gladly remove it
If you tire of her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms
She's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana
She's bloody good with her feet!
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you out for a spin
I'd be suggesting a lamby intestine
You don't know where these girls have been
Oh
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, what a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
Tragedy, at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, it's a curious sight!
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy
They called you pretty in your hometown
Not to be petty but here in the city you're
Not all that pretty
You're lucky we keep you around
Now get back to work
Come on in to the cathouse! We
Got pussies of every kind
We have black, white and yellow, and red ones
And only one or two are feline
I'm your benevolent emcee
And I'm here to make sure they behave
Sure they smell like cheese
And they're full of disease
But just think of the money you'll save
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, what a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
Tragedy, at the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy, it's a curious sight
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy at the Cathouse Tragedy
Alright, girls, come on, move it along
I don't wanna be here anymore than you do
I should've been a dentist