Aurelio Voltaire - Irresponsible lyrics

Is it so wrong if I don't pay my rent?
No responsibility I gave it up for lent
Sell your wares, pollute the air
I don't care! Fresh air's for squares!
Now if it were up to me
The piper would be up the creek
And the fiddler too
Neither of you would be paid
I need the cash for getting laid!
And I don't mind to seem unusually unkind

You ask what kind of guy am I?
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don't have time for rules
The irresponsible who
Wouldn't be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible i'm Mr irresponsible
I'm irresponsible and I don't care
If the whole world burns!
I live my life without a care
I don't have time to be politically aware
I hate to have to think I hate feelings too
I'll leave those choices for some
Pathetic sap like you
Don't talk to me about the
Dolphin in the tuna net
I'm on the tuna's side hey dolphin
Tastes quite good I bet
I'd never lie: My hair requires Aerosol
I want it ten feet tall
And I don't care about the hole in the sky
The broke don't mind why should I?
It just so happens I'm that type of guy

You ask what kind of guy am I?
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don't have time for rules
The irresponsible who
Wouldn't be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible i'm Mr irresponsible
I'm irresponsible and I don't care
If the whole world burns! Let it burn!

It's a bloody miracle that I haven't
Gotten distracted by a scourge
And got bored and just walked away before
The end of this god forsaken tune