Aurelio Voltaire - It’s Bigger On The Inside lyrics

Hello, Boys and girls i am The Doctor!
But not the kind that gives you medicine
I've traveled throughout time and space
Just to save the Human Race
So lets not dilly dally let's begin!

Now this thing you see here it is my TARDIS
And with it we shall get this party started!
Time And Relative Dimensions
In Space It's quite the Invention!
Some call it The Doctor's Wife
Excuse me while i slip inside!
You know it's Bigger On The Inside!
It's Bigger On The Inside!
Once you've felt the inside im
Sure that you'll agree!
It's Bigger On The Inside! But
Don't take it from me!
Once you've felt the inside you will see!

An evil nemesis we call The Master
Bait's me into all kinds of Disaster
On Galifrey or so i'm told
He gazed into a gaping hole
And ever since he's been an awful bastard!

And then, of course, we got the Cybermen
I hope i never see those things again
Who knows what they're packing there?
In their silver underwear?
When they arrive you should vacate
Your ass they wish to assimilate

You know it's Bigger On The Inside!
It's Bigger On The Inside!
Once you've felt the inside im
Sure that you'll agree!
It's Bigger On The Inside! But
Don't take it from me!
Once you've felt the inside you will see!

And pray you don't see any Weeping Angels
'cause though it seems that they
Are made of stone
They're Quantum-Locked and in a wink
If you turned your head or blinked
They'll get to you and chill
You to the boner
That moving bucket there is a Dalek
They whine so much you'd swear
That they had Collik
It's DESTROY! and EXTERMINATE!
I think i know why they're Irate
If they make it to the second floor
I'll show them what that plunger's for!

You know it's Bigger On The Inside!
It's Bigger On The Inside!
Once you've felt the inside im
Sure that you'll agree!
It's Bigger On The Inside! But
Don't take it from me!
Once you've felt the inside you will see!

Thay ask me Doctor Who? what
They should ask is how
I am so very well endowed i
Must admit it's rather long
If you think i mean my scarf you're wrong!
You bloody pervs! I mean this song!

SO if you think you'd like a Sonic Screw
Driver like im holding in my hands
You will have to let me in!
Don't worry child it's not a sin!
Hold on to me Tempral Drive
I'll take you for an epic ride!

You know it's Bigger On The Inside!
It's Bigger On The Inside!
Once you've felt the inside im
Sure that you'll agree!
It's Bigger On The Inside! But
Don't take it from me! Ask Amy Pondhaha!

Once you've felt the inside you will see!