Aurelio Voltaire - Land of the Dead lyrics

The minotaur's my butler, Cyclops my valet
A centaur drives my chariot that
Takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire
Through a street that's paved with bones
I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to
Walk me to my throne

In the Land of the Dead
Heck, boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead
I'm Darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that from me whoa, whoa
Whoa, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

Cerberus my lapdog is loyal as can be
My bed is made of skulls
I'm in the lap of luxury
I got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi
The Gorgons think it's cool
And a seven-headed hydra living
In my swimming pool

In the Land of the Dead
Heck, boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead
I'm Darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that from me whoa, whoa
Whoa, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow in the Land of the Dead
Heck, boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead
I'm Darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that away from me
No, you can't take that from me