Aurelio Voltaire - Normal For a Man lyrics

When i was a young man
I traveled 'round the world
And i been with every kind of girl
I think i slept with half
The population of Japan
It's nothin' strange: It's normal
For a man

Back then our president he
Really raised the bar
Getting stuck caught in the cookie jar
He gave new meaning to having
An intern on your staff
It's nothin' strange: It's normal
For a man but then he went on TV
And lied through his teeth
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What i wouldn't give to see
Somebody take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and
Say "It's normal for a man!"
When you are a Tiger and have a gorgeous wife
Sometimes you just get tired of your life
If you eat Filet Mignon each
Day eventually you'll want spam
It's nothin' strange: It's normal
For a man

Take that motorcycle man who wed a movie star
While she made films he
Trolled around in bars
He bed a stripper with a
Nazi tattoo on her ass
It's nothin' strange: It's normal
For a man but then he went on TV
And lied through his teeth
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What i wouldn't give to see
Somebody take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and
Say "It's normal for a man!"

We men we have our predilections
We'll cheat if given half the chance
There ain't no such thing as sex addiction
We're just all horny bastards and we
Can't keep it in our pants
It's perfectly normal! perfectly natural!

Now i'm old and wiser and have a lovely wife
And i'll be true to her for all my life
I ain't sayin' that im special
Or that i'm a superman
I guess im just too old and tired
To do what's normal for a man

But if i did i wouldn't
Go lyin' through his teeth
And Rattle off excuses for what made me cheat
I'd be the one to finally come
Along and take a stand
I'd show my pair and fess up and
Say "It's normal for a man!"
Well then you'd leave and
I'll be lonely i'd
Hit the bar and wreck my health
I'd cry and say i ruined everything
Don't be sad for me it's nothing
Strange it's normal for a man!