Aurelio Voltaire - Santa Claus is Satan lyrics

Christmas is a special time cause
It's the birth of Christ
You could go worship him at Church
That'd be nice
But instead you are home! And that is because
You're waiting for a Jolly Ol'
Elf they call Santa Claus
Some say he's a saint but
I think it's a trick
How do you get from Ol' Chris
Kringle to ol' Saint Nick?
Now ol' Saint Nick is crafty!
But you must be quick
Take away the Saint and all
You got is ol' Nick
Makes ya think doesn't it?

Santa Claus is Satan and it's
So clear to see he don't mind the raging
Fires in your chimney
He took a pass from Christmas Mass
And now you are home waiting
For an Elf to give you wealth
Cause Santa Claus is Satan

Hahaha! oh You don't believe me?
Are my views too extreme?
Seriously? An elfdressed up all in
Red coming into your
House at night and luring you away from
The true meaning of christmas?
With things? sighall right
Maybe i'll convince you with
This next verse!

I know what you're thinkin' he
Lives in the North Pole
They ain't got no fire up there! Hell
All they got is snow!
But ask any Russian from
Agoolag and he'll tell
Ain't no mortal man can stand a
Place so cold as hell!
He's got 9 familiars and
They pull his sleigh
Don't you think it's strange a
Reindeer should float that way?
Rudoplph with your nose so bright
Tell me and don't lie!
What kind of Devilry would
Make a reindeer fly? Oh i know why!

Santa Claus is Satan and it's
So clear to see he don't mind the raging
Fires in your chimney
He took a pass from Christmas Mass
And now you are home waiting
For an Elf to give you wealth
Cause Santa Claus is Satan

STILL don't believe me?! i'll break it
Down for you in simple A-B-C's!

S-A-N T-A is S-A T-A-N
S-A-N T-A is S-A T-A-N
Oh, S-A-N T-A do i gotta say it again?
I'll do you one better!
Just change one letter! And it's S-A T-A-N!

He's not trying that hard to hide himself
Is he? Just moving one letter? That's
Some lazy devil bullshit right there!

So, if you're a christian
Please listen to me
Go into your living room and
Chop down your Pagan tree
Get rid of that yule Log and that Paganry
Now i don't mind Christmas time
But i hate Hypocrisy

S-A-N T-A is S-A T-A-N
S-A-N T-A is S-A T-A-N
Oh, S-A-N T-A do i gotta say it again?
I'll do you one better!
Just change one letter! And it's S-A T-A-N!

Because Santa Claus is Satan and
It's so clear to see
He don't mind the raging
Fires in your chimney
He took a pass from Christmas Mass
And now you are home waiting
For an Elf to give you wealth
Cause Santa Claus is Satan
Santa Claus is Satan and it's
So clear to tell
Tell me where an Elf is from
You KNOW the answer's hell!
He took a pass from Christmas Mass
And now you are home waiting
For some Imps give you gifts
Because Santa Claus is Satan!
Santa Claus is Satan 'cause
Santa Claus is Satan!

Merry Christmas everybody! Oh god i
Think i ruined another holiday