Aurelio Voltaire - Sellout (Lost Album Version) lyrics

Last night my girlfriend asked me why
They don't play me on MTV
Well i guess i never really tried
To write a song that's this cheesy
But I'm tired of being poor
I'm tired of this life
And I'm ready to sellout completely
Now i want a supermodel to become my wife
And i want more Bling-Bling than P-Diddy

Lalala everybody sing the stupidest song
On the radio look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
Last night a DJ died
He took his life on the Radio
His hopes and dreams denied
They never let him spin what he wanted to
I say if your hands are tied
And you don't have a word about it anyways
Why not sneak in my song? you
Could help me get laid! Laid and Paid

Lalala everybody sing the stupidest song
On the radio look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Lalala everybody sing the stupidest song
On the radio look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Keep the lyrics simple keep
The melody insipid
Play it on and on and on until
They're sick and try to skip it
It's a futile termination thats
On every fucking station
This sonic defistation is
On ludicrous rotation all across the nation!

Well it's a hot morning here
In Downtown hell fire
And brimstone are falling from the sky and
The skeleton bats are eating the heads of all
The naughty little children if
You're like everyone
Else you're stabbing yourself in
The ears with a
Sharpened chopstick to make the
Madness end this one's goin' out to you
It's "Sellout" by The
Oddz 57 billion more timesin a row!

Last night my girlfriend asked me why
(On the radio) they don't play me on MTV
Well i guess i never really tried
To sell my soul on TV
To sellout this completely!

Lalala everybody sing the stupidest song
On the radio look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Lalala everybody sing the stupidest song
On the radio look at me I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

On the radio! On the radio!

On the radio! On the radio!