Aurelio Voltaire - The Man Upstairs lyrics

The guy upstairs is such a freak
For 5 years now i had a leak
What does he do up there?
All day long he sleeps all day
He goes out and comes home
In the most intoxicated way
As far as i can tell he juggles bowling balls
But he's not good at it
He moves his furniture
At 6 AM he pulls out the
Vacuum cleaner to suck his room

The guy downstairs is also crazy
He spent some time in an institute
It did him not much good
He's off his medication and
He starts screamin'
"virgin mary! fucking aliens!"
According to him Jesus Christ smokes
Crack and other sundry things
But it's the man upstairs who pulls
The strings won't let me sleep
PLEASE! Kill that Man Upstairs!
If you ever loved me you'll do
This one thing won't you sweetheart?
PLEASE! Murder that man Upstairs!
If you want to be my friend you
Have to prove you mean it

I used to think that Rent
Control was a good idea
Until i moved in here
Now i'm the only sucker paying more
Than a hundred bucks a room
And i'm surrounded by Lunatics who
Don't even need the moon
But it's the man upstairs who pulls
The strings won't let me sleep

PLEASE! Kill that Man Upstairs!
If you ever loved me you'll do
This one thing won't you sweetheart?
PLEASE! Murder that man Upstairs!
If you want to be my friend you
Have to prove you mean it

Then there's the woman across the hall
Who always knows whats going on
And Machu-Pichu down the
Stairs who's selling
Crack from door to door 14B are refugees
14A transvestite Whores
Well you know who is coming home
He's falling up his drunken stairs

PLEASE! Kill that Man Upstairs!
If you ever loved me you'll do
This one thing won't you sweetheart?
PLEASE! Murder that man Upstairs!
If you want to be my friend you
Have to prove you mean it