Baba Brinkman - Mad Scientist (Talkin’ Nerdy) lyrics
[Baba Brinkman - Mad Scientist Talkin’ Nerdy lyrics]
Is it just me, or is it incredibly sexy
When someone expresses
Intellect effortlessly?
I met Lesley at a party, she's a post doc
She rejects any explanation that's post-hoc
All I could think was, "Aw, she's so nice"
As she talked about her
Work on alder phenotypes
With CO2 levels experimentally elevated
I felt elated
Like "what an incredible lady!"
But then I got all forward and
Said I wanted more of it
And she called my enthusiasm
A false correlate
And then I felt all subordinate
So I stepped away
And then later I met Dave, Lesley's ex-
Sex slave, he explained how embarrassing
He told me "Spiders engage in alloparenting
And a homologous molecule to
Oxytocin predicts it" but then he split to
Go baby-sit Lesley's kids! The mad scientist
He's talkin' nerdy to me the mad scientist
He's talkin' nerdy to me the mad scientist
He's talkin' nerdy to me
Drop science on your ear
I'm walkin' through the party lookin'
For a brainy lady when I run into Marty
Who studies same-sex mating
He's talkin' about the "homophobic paradox"
Which occurs in places
Like conservative America
Basically, if you suppress the gay scene
You get more babies born with gay genes
Cause you force them into hetero marriages
Where they breed a pair of kids
Just to keep up appearances i said, "Damn
That's chickens coming home to roost
For sanctimonious homophobic prudes"
And I think my word usage
Got Marty's juices flowin'
But, I was trying to use it to seduce a woman
So I excuse myself instead of leading him on
Peacock feathers I'm proceeding to flaunt
Cause, I gotta be lyrically fly if I choose
To pursue only women with the highest IQs
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
Drop science on your ear
Is it a personal fetish
Or a universal preference
To get thrills from seven-syllable
Words in a sentence?
Presented unpretentiously, even carelessly
I get titillated interdisciplinarily
So you can find me chillin'
At a research institute
Conducting interviews in an impish mood
I met Sue at a conference
She's into modelling
Genetic trees, and species phylogenies
She swept me off my feet, I got wrapped up
In bed she recited a long list of taxa
Until I cracked up, and said: "It's sadistic
To put so much emphasis on cladistics
It's twisted!" But she was arrogant
She said: "Tell it to the genes
That you share with chimps
And not with me" And she drifted off to sleep
I guess nerdy talking' isn't all sexy
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
Drop science on your ear
When someone expresses
Intellect effortlessly?
I met Lesley at a party, she's a post doc
She rejects any explanation that's post-hoc
All I could think was, "Aw, she's so nice"
As she talked about her
Work on alder phenotypes
With CO2 levels experimentally elevated
I felt elated
Like "what an incredible lady!"
But then I got all forward and
Said I wanted more of it
And she called my enthusiasm
A false correlate
And then I felt all subordinate
So I stepped away
And then later I met Dave, Lesley's ex-
Sex slave, he explained how embarrassing
He told me "Spiders engage in alloparenting
And a homologous molecule to
Oxytocin predicts it" but then he split to
Go baby-sit Lesley's kids! The mad scientist
He's talkin' nerdy to me the mad scientist
He's talkin' nerdy to me the mad scientist
He's talkin' nerdy to me
Drop science on your ear
I'm walkin' through the party lookin'
For a brainy lady when I run into Marty
Who studies same-sex mating
He's talkin' about the "homophobic paradox"
Which occurs in places
Like conservative America
Basically, if you suppress the gay scene
You get more babies born with gay genes
Cause you force them into hetero marriages
Where they breed a pair of kids
Just to keep up appearances i said, "Damn
That's chickens coming home to roost
For sanctimonious homophobic prudes"
And I think my word usage
Got Marty's juices flowin'
But, I was trying to use it to seduce a woman
So I excuse myself instead of leading him on
Peacock feathers I'm proceeding to flaunt
Cause, I gotta be lyrically fly if I choose
To pursue only women with the highest IQs
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
Drop science on your ear
Is it a personal fetish
Or a universal preference
To get thrills from seven-syllable
Words in a sentence?
Presented unpretentiously, even carelessly
I get titillated interdisciplinarily
So you can find me chillin'
At a research institute
Conducting interviews in an impish mood
I met Sue at a conference
She's into modelling
Genetic trees, and species phylogenies
She swept me off my feet, I got wrapped up
In bed she recited a long list of taxa
Until I cracked up, and said: "It's sadistic
To put so much emphasis on cladistics
It's twisted!" But she was arrogant
She said: "Tell it to the genes
That you share with chimps
And not with me" And she drifted off to sleep
I guess nerdy talking' isn't all sexy
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
The mad scientist he's talkin' nerdy to me
Drop science on your ear