Bad Meets Evil - Vegas lyrics

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Got a shit-eating grin
Bitch, show me them itty-bitty titties again
We're in Sin City
Since when did we begin to get dignity?
No diggity, bitch, you need to run and
Go get your figgity-friends
I'm lookin' at your bum-stiggity-bum, hun
The miggity mack's biggity back
Don't act wiggity-wack
You can get the figgity-finger: the middle
You little dizzy bitch, sit and spiggaty-spin
Got a 6 o'clock cravin', stop, get Cîroc
It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night
I'll call it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in
Hit the spot, spot my next victim
I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin'
Came to sip vodka, shit, yeah
That little chick is hot
But if she got rabies I wouldn't
Give the bitch a shot
I'd poke her in the rear, but
I bet if I lick her, she'll try to chase me
(Ha ha) What are you: pit, rott, mixed?
Oh, you just got fixed, well shit
Then let's lip-lock
If not, then trick, piss off
You snobby little pig snot nose
You think you're hot shit
'cause you're in heat
Well, bitch, if you're solar, then
I'm your polar opposite, dog
'Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks
Poppin' shit
Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin'
My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots
Like the shit's sobbin'
And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin'
So whether you're Hip-Hop, Slipknot, BIG, Pac
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross
You'll dig this if not
Then kick rocks in flip flops!
And I produced the track
So you don't have to ask who
It is when this shit knocks (Turn up)
So crank the volume 'til it's bangin'
And I'ma keep on sayin'
All the shit I should be hung
For and probably killed for sayin'
And I probably will
But not until the day I pop a pill again
Like Joplin 'til I drop, and still
If that don’t do the job of killin' Shady
Then the karma will
They sayin' I must bring it as Mohammad
Until the Parkinson's done ate away my brain
And made me Robin Williams crazy
Or I end up with dementia
But you rockin' with a sadist
Hate to say this
But if the thought is entertainin'
I ain't stoppin' til we explain it
Oh my god, for real, man, not again
I'm shakin'
But before I tie a rope around this nob
If they don't like it
Got a knob that they can slob on until it's
Wait, I just forgot what I was thinkin'
What's it called again? I'm blankin'
The thing above the balls between my legs
And I think that I can feel it dangling
It's throbbing and it's veiny
Wait, I think that I got it, okay
Bitch, I got you (Robin Williams hangin')
Bitch, don't hang in the lobby unless
You came to slob me come on, kemosabe
It's past time like your favorite hobby
'Cause of the way that I spit
She remains on my dick
Then she grab me by the nuts
And try to take my sausage as a hostage
Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no-brainer
Or should I say Cobainer?
That she's plain addicted to my
Dick like Lorena Bobbitt
Gotta wean her off it, weiner off it
Like she took my fucking penis, chopped it
And stuck it up between her armpit
And she begun to swing a karambit
Knife and paint the carpet
At least that's what her train of thought is
'Cause I came, saw, conquered it
Hit it, quit it, and made her plain b-bonkers
And I always end up giving
These bitches a complex
And I don't mean apartment
So spread your feet apart
And let me see you do some yoga stretches
Split's now grab this Cuisinart
And make me breakfast, bitch
That's a prerequisite
And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch
Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?
I'll even let you pick
Make her fetch a stick
Bet you if you give this
Old dog these new tricks
To get familiar with I learned extra quick
Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit
Took an unexpected twist like the
Neck of the freaking exorcist ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-ch
Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Hate Versace, Versace
I got Münchhausen by proxy
I'm making you sick
Don't pretend you can't hear me
You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre
Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car!
And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit
And I think with my dick
So come blow my mind
And it tastes like humble pie
So swallow my pride
You're lucky just to follow my ride
If I let you run alongside the Humvee
Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist
Let's ski
So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away
Iggy you gon' blow that rape whistle or me?
(Squee) I love it, love it, love it
'Fore I get lost we're gettin' off
Like this is our exit
Now let's hit the highway
And try not to get lost 'til
We get to Las Vegas

(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas 'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow) vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas 'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow) vegas

Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
'Til we get to Las Vegas

Whatever happens in my room
It stays in my room
Like movie night like cable
Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Lick her like she kryptonite and I
Get weak after like seven days
And seven nights in the Days Inn
It's Hot Vegas we roll in circles and packs
We the Life Savers
She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
I'll bring it with me when I
Show up to her crib wavin'
And I ain't tryna meet a nice neighbor
I'm so Jay Electronic
I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
And all I got is a gun
Left with a bayonet on it
Neck so frozen it look like I
Walked in a jewelry store
With about a million dollars with your mama
And sat down and did an ALS challenge
Haaaan! I stole that adlib from French
Bad & Evil back at it again
About to get my back tatted again
About to get a pic of a backstabber
With an axe in his hand
Sittin' on a bike in the sand
If you ain't been through nothin'
Then that shouldn't mean nothin' to you
Like likes on the 'Gram if she current
I keep her pussy purrin' like
The pipes on a Lamb
Weed got her so chinky-eyed
Look like she been gettin' high
On a flight to Japan
I keep my jewelry on while I'm fuckin'
Sound like I'm shakin' up dice in a can
Listen, though this ain't Christmas
I make you my ex miss if this is my passion
I learn to give those who
Don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence
I don't know who you been listenin' to
Got me fucked up like Pookie
In the chicken coop
Bitch, I don't give a two shit's
(Bitch, get the fuck out of my face)
To make a long story short
I don't really gotta stand there
And listen to you while you
Throw a silly tantrum
Even though I have an affinity
For a witty banter
Startin' to feel like foulplay
Like Billy Laimbeer
Hold up, she misunderstood me, I said say
Por favor
Thought I said the Wraith had four doors
I knock a nigga face off
Give him the bottom of the
9 like a baseball scoreboard (whatever)
I leave the club with my tab still open
Won't even get a cab for you and yo' friend
The only fear I have is of loathin'
And I won't even kick in 'til
We get to Las Vegas

(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas 'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, No sorrows)
Vegas 'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas 'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow) vegas

Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
'Til we get to Las Vegas