Bad Science, Sam Craigan, Dizraeli - Mister Politician lyrics

"Into our homes came the
Voices of politicians"

Shake shake badiddity

Mister politician on the television
What's happening behind those eyes
While your serpent tongue goes on
With it's clever twisting
And your collar is uncomfortably tight

Mister politician do you believe you
'cause I feel as though I've
Heard this talk before
Do you laugh, do you giggle, do you bleed too
Does your body have a human sort of war

Mister politician on the television
You lost me man can you speak English please
Although yours is an interesting
Kind of fiction
There are some real answers that we need

To my surprise he replies

Substantial increases in threats
From criminal forces
Have lead us to conclude that
A conclusion should be reached
And this report suggests that
Measures should be taken
As regards the situation
Of interracial relations
And insidery organisational effectivenesses
Clearly stated in section 6 of the
9th chapter of our recent inquiry
At no point do we deceive the people
It was just a question of finding the
Weapons as we knew were there
With absolute probable certainty, probably
And whatever the quantity of oil we may gain
And the country's offered meat
We may take away
What matters is that this is DUH
This is DUH DUH this is DUH DUH DUH
This is democracy, ha ha
Erand they're better off now
Than, er than ever before
Thisthis this is a-a-a just war a just war
This is justa war?

Badiddity

Mister politician on the television
What's the purpose of your oratory games
What do you think of
When you're sitting shitting
Do you call your wife by an affectionate name

And when's the last time
You cried Mister politician
And do you sleep well
At night Mister politician
Come and stand by my side Mister politician
And taste a little bit of life before you die