Barbra Streisand - Just Leave Everything To Me lyrics
[Barbra Streisand - Just Leave Everything To Me lyrics]
Call on Dolly!
If your neighbour needs a new romance
Just name that kind of man your sister wants
And she'll snatch them up
Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts and
She'll match 'em up call on
Missus Dolly!
She's the one the spinsters recomend
She even find a lovely bride
Call on Dolly!
I have always been a
Woman who arranges things
For the pleasure -and the profit -it derives
I have always been a
Woman who arranges things
Like furniture and daffodils and lives
If you want your sister courted, brother wed
Or cheese imported:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your roof
Inspected, eyebrows tweezed
Or bills collected:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your daughter dated
Or some marriage consummated
For a rather modest fee
If you want a husband
Spotted, boyfriend traced
Or chicken potted:
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
Just leave everything to me
If you want your ego
Bolstered, muscles toned
Or chair upholstered:
Just leave everything to me
Charming social introductions
Expert mandolin instructions:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your culture
Rounded, French improved, or torso pounded:
With a ten-year guarantee
If you want a birth recorded, collies bred
Or kittens ported:
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me
Mr horace Vandergelder, the
Well-known, unmarried, half-a-millionaire
If you want a law abolished, jury swayed
Or toenails polished:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your liver tested, glasses made
Cash invested: Just leave everything to me
If you want your children
Coddled, corsets pulled, or furs remodeled
Or some nice, fresh fricassee
If you want your bustle
Shifted, wedding planned, or bosom lifted -
Don't be ashamed girls
Life is full of secrets, and I keep 'em!
I'll discretely use my own discretion
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me!
If your neighbour needs a new romance
Just name that kind of man your sister wants
And she'll snatch them up
Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts and
She'll match 'em up call on
Missus Dolly!
She's the one the spinsters recomend
She even find a lovely bride
Call on Dolly!
I have always been a
Woman who arranges things
For the pleasure -and the profit -it derives
I have always been a
Woman who arranges things
Like furniture and daffodils and lives
If you want your sister courted, brother wed
Or cheese imported:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your roof
Inspected, eyebrows tweezed
Or bills collected:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your daughter dated
Or some marriage consummated
For a rather modest fee
If you want a husband
Spotted, boyfriend traced
Or chicken potted:
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
Just leave everything to me
If you want your ego
Bolstered, muscles toned
Or chair upholstered:
Just leave everything to me
Charming social introductions
Expert mandolin instructions:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your culture
Rounded, French improved, or torso pounded:
With a ten-year guarantee
If you want a birth recorded, collies bred
Or kittens ported:
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me
Mr horace Vandergelder, the
Well-known, unmarried, half-a-millionaire
If you want a law abolished, jury swayed
Or toenails polished:
Just leave everything to me
If you want your liver tested, glasses made
Cash invested: Just leave everything to me
If you want your children
Coddled, corsets pulled, or furs remodeled
Or some nice, fresh fricassee
If you want your bustle
Shifted, wedding planned, or bosom lifted -
Don't be ashamed girls
Life is full of secrets, and I keep 'em!
I'll discretely use my own discretion
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me!