Barbra Streisand - You're the Top lyrics

At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting it off my chest
To let 'em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you how great you are
You're the top - you're the Coliseum
You're the top -
Mmm… you're the Louvre museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile - You're the tower of Pisa
You're the smile - on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top
You're the top, you're Mahatma Ghandi
You're the top - you are Napoleon brandy
You're the purple light of a
Summer night in Spain
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary you're cellophane
You are sublime, you're a turkey dinner
You're the time - the time
Of the Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop
But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top
Top

Steve, there is something I got to tell ya
What is it Judy? Well, umm

You're the top
(I am?) - mmm …You're a Wardof's cellar
Oh No, no let me say it you're the top
(me too?) - You're a Berlin ballad You're the
Nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
(Actually I don't dance very well)
You're an O'Neill drama
You're Whistler's Mother -
Mama (oh) , You're Camembert
You're a rose (mmm sweet)
You're Inferno's Dante
You're the nose - watch it!I mean
Whatwhatwhawha what- on the
Great DuranteThat's better
I'm the lazy lout who is just
About to storm Let's not storm
But if baby I'm the bottom
She's the one for me and I've got 'im
Coz if baby I'm the bottom you're the top