Beck - In A Cold Ass Fashion lyrics
[Beck - In A Cold Ass Fashion lyrics]
Fly like the eagle fly like the eagle
Fly
Squeegee
Ah, you got it
When we get down to the
Shrink-wrap on my grave
You know the nitty-gritty never
Looked so safe
You get whipflash under the bridge
Like a cold-ass lover with the buckskin
Get the squeegee and it's easy to be me
Clean my boots and I'm still feelin' homeless
Your brother is deader than a phone machine
With a bucket of green piss
And I'm tryin' not to look at
Satan making love to a dishrag
So load up the gimmick wagon, get out of town
Do me a favor - don't stick around
'Cause my kneecaps are turnin' slightly brown
Let's be doin' it right
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
And the people don't breathe
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
Steppin' in the beefsteak
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
And the mayonnaise comes
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
Black Twinkie
Gettin' all caught up in a taste test
An' it all basically tastes like crap
I can shake my own hand, give myself a grin
I can pick my own nose and put it back in
I can squeeze the breeze
Drink a bottle of lice
Smoke a pack of whiskey with Jesus Christ
I got options, I got cop shows
I get nauseous and the sweat is Day-Glo
Went to sleep, woke up in a coffin
Took out my eyeballs an' put 'em in a condom
Your daddy's got laxatives on his brain
Gettin' sappy in the back of a train
Mojo weedwhacker cuttin' yer space
Hot dogs rottin' in the bottom of a suitcase
And your mouth, it smells like hair gel
I love you but you don't know how to spell
Where can you duck when they shoot
You full of pigeon holes
And there ain't nothin' like
The real artificial
OG - original glue-sniffer
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
And the people don't breathe
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
As you're biting my sandwich
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
Smear me sauce
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion donut
Uh, wait
Talkin' about a cold ass fashion
(The following four lines are spoken
At various times over the above:)
Cold ass fashion, cold ass fashion, squeegee
I just took some acid
(Backwards:) up your ass
(Backwards:) hot dog
It's like forty pounds of avocado sauce
Smeared across your boss
You know what I'm sayin'?
You dunno when it's comin'
You know, it's like forty-five horses
Runnin' through the graveyard
In yellow panties that is cold fashion
Fly
Squeegee
Ah, you got it
When we get down to the
Shrink-wrap on my grave
You know the nitty-gritty never
Looked so safe
You get whipflash under the bridge
Like a cold-ass lover with the buckskin
Get the squeegee and it's easy to be me
Clean my boots and I'm still feelin' homeless
Your brother is deader than a phone machine
With a bucket of green piss
And I'm tryin' not to look at
Satan making love to a dishrag
So load up the gimmick wagon, get out of town
Do me a favor - don't stick around
'Cause my kneecaps are turnin' slightly brown
Let's be doin' it right
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
And the people don't breathe
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
Steppin' in the beefsteak
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
And the mayonnaise comes
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
Black Twinkie
Gettin' all caught up in a taste test
An' it all basically tastes like crap
I can shake my own hand, give myself a grin
I can pick my own nose and put it back in
I can squeeze the breeze
Drink a bottle of lice
Smoke a pack of whiskey with Jesus Christ
I got options, I got cop shows
I get nauseous and the sweat is Day-Glo
Went to sleep, woke up in a coffin
Took out my eyeballs an' put 'em in a condom
Your daddy's got laxatives on his brain
Gettin' sappy in the back of a train
Mojo weedwhacker cuttin' yer space
Hot dogs rottin' in the bottom of a suitcase
And your mouth, it smells like hair gel
I love you but you don't know how to spell
Where can you duck when they shoot
You full of pigeon holes
And there ain't nothin' like
The real artificial
OG - original glue-sniffer
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
And the people don't breathe
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
As you're biting my sandwich
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion
Smear me sauce
Comin' down in a cold ass fashion donut
Uh, wait
Talkin' about a cold ass fashion
(The following four lines are spoken
At various times over the above:)
Cold ass fashion, cold ass fashion, squeegee
I just took some acid
(Backwards:) up your ass
(Backwards:) hot dog
It's like forty pounds of avocado sauce
Smeared across your boss
You know what I'm sayin'?
You dunno when it's comin'
You know, it's like forty-five horses
Runnin' through the graveyard
In yellow panties that is cold fashion