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Hello, can I help you?
Yeah, do you do fat grafting? Yes
Oh great i had a tail put on by Dr gordon oK
And I want to have some fat grafted onto
It i want to thick it up
You have some fat where?
Well, I have a tail attached to
My spine and I want
To thicken it up i want it to be bigger oh
Would that be the botox injection? Or
Would that be the fat grafting?
OK, hold on a second i don't
Think you have the right person
OK, no problem
Thanks for holding may I help you?
Hi, yeah i had a tail put
On about 4 years ago
Attached to my spine and I've got some hair
Growing on it that I need to get
Well, come and get rid of it!
That's why I'm calling you! Can
I come in tonight? Actually, you can come in
For a consultation let
Me tell you how we work here oK, please
Sure first of all
One session is not going to
Get rid of your hair
That's because hair grows in
Three phases all human
Bodies need at least three sessions of
Laser treatment and I say
"at least" because if you're talking
About let's say your beard
You may need up to eight
Well, this is my tail
Right, so then you obviously will
Need less but I
Just want to educate you about, you know
Different body parts right
So depending on the amount of hair you have
It will tell you how many
Sessions you will need
But here is the best part of how we work
What's that? We offer you different types
Of enrollment so if, let's
Say, we quote you a price let's say
Fifty dollars you can
Pay as you go, every time you come in
Fifty dollars
Or if you pay for three sessions up front
We will give you two complementary
Sessions and that's our way of guaranteeing
That your hair won't come back
Because we definitely don't want to
See you five times for
The same area we try to give
You the type of treatment
That's gonna be effective so if
We do see you, hopefully it will be for
A different body part

Do you need to get the other line?

OK, so this is what we do here you
Come in, you watch a five-minute video
Because we like our patients to be
Astute about what they're
Getting into we do guarantee
The lowest price, that the machine we use is
The latest technology in the
Market today for hair removal
And we basically take
A deposit from you because without
The deposit we cannot
Book the time of the machine for your use oK
And that's how we work
That sounds great i see here upper lip is
29 dollars, underarm is $39, bikini line $49
Arm $119 yep
How much for a tail?
Umm, it really depends it
Really depends it really
It's about four feet long four feet?
Yeah oK you're talking about your head
Right? Your head tail?
No i have a tail attached to my spine
A tail attached to your spine?
On the lower spine? Yeah
And that was because of a surgery? Yeah
I see and uh, ok
When you say four feet four feet
Is the length of your hair?
No, it's the length of my tail
Wow that's a long tail
And you guys just do laser hair removal?
No, actually we do microderm
Abrasion we do lazer resurfacing we do body
Contouring with endymology
Do you do botox injections?

I'm a semi-amateur bodybuilder
And weightlifter then you should do your
Whole chest, your back, your legs!
Well, I want my face just to look
Like, you know, like, like care, you know
I know what you mean

Let me tell you how it
Works they take a virus, they beat
It up with a hammer, literally
OK, they make you weak, then
They inject that weak virus into your
Muscle botulism virus causes paralysis
Ok? So it basically temporarily paralyzes
A muscle usually facial muscles, whatever
Right well, here's what happens the
Body's normal reaction to
A traditional virus is antibody release oK
So now antibodies are going to come
Up to fight this virus
You know what? I don't have time for
This i'm not wasting time here

OK, I'm a semi-amateur weightlifter and
I've got a competition coming
Out and I don't know what the hell I'm gonna
Do i look like an idiot
She injected the botox
Into my face and it completely killed my face