Ben Folds - Levi Johnston's Blues lyrics

Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"
"Well, you just knocked up
The VP nominee's daughter"

So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister
"Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol"
And they all laugh and say, "Where you been
Sonny? "Your mother-in law's a heartbeat
From the presidency" and I say
"Mother-in law? No - we
Ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will
Boy she just announced it"
I get on my dirt bike and
Ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on:

I'm a fucking redneck
I live to hang out with
The boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling
I guess you fuck with me and I kick your ass

So we talk and it turns out
We don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is
Against our religion and when I try to tell
'em I'm eighteen years old
They say, "Levi, it's too late
"You gotta do as you're told"

So I say, "Mother-in law? No - we
Ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will
Boy she just announced it"
I get on my dirt bike and
Ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on:

I'm a fucking redneck
I live to hang out with
The boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit
Do some chilling I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass

I'm a fucking redneck
I live to hang out with the
Boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
And kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit
Do some chilling I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass

I like to shoot the shit
Do some chillin' I guess kill some moose