Ben Folds, ​yMusic - Not a Fan lyrics

I'm not a fan but, I understand
If there is something that moves you
That's not my cup of tea
It's part of what makes you beautiful to me

I'm not a fan like you and your friends
You're so well read I grew up
On sugar cereal and TV
I'm starting to wonder what you see in me
No, I'm not a fan
But maybe I could learn to be
Oh, there's always something from the start
You try to tell yourself it's only small
But, it's not
And it's the very thing that later
On will tear it all apart

I'm not a fan and I wonder if you really are
Or does it make you feel smart?
A boy band with glasses just minus the heart
He's shaking his ass and you call it art
I'll wait in the lobby go meet him for real
We can all go to dinner, yeah
And I'll be third wheel
So go get your t-shirt signed, fangirl
I may or may not be here when you return

So fuck you and your friends