Ben Folds - Rent a Cop lyrics

[Ben Folds - Rent a Cop lyrics]

I'm trolling food court for girls
Yeah, it's the best job in the world
They know they're safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love a man in uniform ooh

With my sunglasses they can't
See what I'm really looking at
And as they're walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire yeah
How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours till I
Punch the clock
All alone in this great big mall ooh

No kid, they don't give me a gun
I don't get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I'll be hanging at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend


Figure out how she's going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear - yeah yeah

Hey girl if you can't recall
Where you parked your daddy's car
Then I could help you out
All alone in this great big mall oh

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till it's Miller Time
All alone in this great big mall whoa

I'm trolling food court for girls

I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby light that
Light that ass on fire

Alright, that's good

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