Big Hoodoo, Insane Clown Posse - Spells lyrics

Spells (Alakazam) , you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam) , it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam) , you can’t fuck around with those

I needed a love potion to
Make her think I'm hot
This spell’s a piece of cake
Easy to pull off – not
Put a shell of a tortoise on a burning flame
Need a couple chickens, you know
Dig out the remains
Toss it into swampy sauce of
Snake heads and frog legs
Mix it with a dog's legs
And sacrifice a small pig
As I'm chantin' unga bunga baga ro
Which means
Make her love me and I'll give you my soul
I gives a fuck what happens
With me after I die
As long as my life is fly
And I can easily get by
The shit worked, and at first
I couldn’t have been more proud
But she was crazy
Fuckin' bitch broke into my house
I tried to leave her
She beats down every chick I meet
She won’t go to sleep until
She swallow my skeet
She's here right now, I can’t be alone
Stuck on a leash
The only way to turn her off
Is to kill the freak

Spells (Alakazam) , you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam) , it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam) , you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with
Spells (Alakazam) , you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam) , it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam) , you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with

I got a spell to get back
At all of your enemies
Follow to the tea and they all
Die off like the Kennedys
First, a dash of salt
Red mustard and a bat tooth
A baby lizard, chicken gizzards
And some cactus juice
Fermented fish eyes, pepper
And a couple roaches
Just make that simmer for ten
Minutes 'til it smells atrocious
Then mix rose oil with blood from a vulture
And a pinch of Spanish
Moss and powdered sulphur
You all confused, but to me
It makes perfect sense
To try the spell out on
That ho-ass neighborhood snitch
The next day he died
And I was proud of my magic
When I heard the news
I pretended it was tragic
But I was happy inside
A smile curved on my face
Until I looked in the mirror and
Saw him in my place his spirit haunts me
And I can’t do a thing to shake it
Cause once a spell has been cast
Can’t nothing break it

Spells (Alakazam) , you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam) , it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam) , you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with
Spells (Alakazam) , you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam) , it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam) , you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with

I’m fuckin' Shaggy the clown, bitch
That’s my name and if you hear it
You better know there’s voodoo in my veins
I’m talkin' way back
Takin' bottles to the store
There was a stand in the alley
One there wouldn't never fall
Some kind of fortune telling gypsy
I said how about a read
I sat down and laughed at her
Cause none of this I believe
She called me a clown and
Ordered me to pay attention
I tried to listen but couldn't
'cause bullshit's all she mentioned
I said I’m seventeen
Old enough to know you phony
She said the reading’s over
Now you paid the money
I told her fuck you and
Said I ain’t payin shit
She cut a strand off my dreadlock
Then said you pay with this
Then she hexed me, that I forever be a clown
But the thing she didn’t realize is me, shit
I’m down wherever the lady is today
I'd like to say thank you
Even though you probably dead in hell
Where the demons spank you

Spells (Alakazam) , you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam) , it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam) , you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with
Spells (Alakazam) , you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam) , it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam) , you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with spells
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with spells