BitFinity (Matthew Taranto), Waluigi - Wa-Elegy (Waluigi’s Assist Trophy Song) lyrics

Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to WAAA
Who made the cut?
The nerd, the prude, the never-was
The always-nude
The ones who’d never utter "WALLELUJAH"

Wallelujah, Wallelujah
Assist Trophy Waluigi

But baby, I’ve been here before
You opted for the ptеrosaur
Some squid thing showed up and
The fans said "BOOYAH!"
I said "An Echo would bе fine"
But you said, "Too bad! Daisy time!"
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah… wallelujah, Waluigi

Now maybe I’d be way too strong
I’d top the tier lists all day long
But even so
Who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Punch some mascots in the face?
Ahh, go "assist" yourself! Bah! Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah wallelujah waluigi

"Waaa whatever waluigi will
Go destroy everyone
In Mario Tennis Aces instead"