Braintax, Jehst - Riviera Hustle lyrics

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, come on
Keep it moving like this riviera
Keep it moving like

Brando Flux: Down and out in San Marino
On a roulette binge
Im trying not to cringe watch
Em tow the Bentley off
6 AM cold, yawn and gently cough
Never been a toff, self made
Double 0 style gambling habit got played
I watch the sun rise, park bench thoughts
From San Moritz via Cannes
Left my yacht in the port got a ticket
Harbour master strangulation left him
In the shed
Shit! I fled, 39 steps, I hope he's not dead

Jehst: From cream tea at 3 o'clock
With the Duke of York
To my photo-fit picture on the news report


Who'd have thought? I caught
Glares true to form
On a nudist resort selling shares in porn

Brando Flux: And I was stepping out casinos
Like 'The worlds now mine!'
And now I'm sitting in the
Sun with my cardboard sign
And weak pleas, and all day looking at knees
And me and Jehst rifle restaurant
Bins for free cheese jehst:
Sipping on vino
Flicking through a copy of the Beano
Me and my amigo Joe in the casino
With only 5 bucks in my snow white tux
Most times I rock a t-shirt
That says 'Life sucks!'

Brando Flux: We went from hotel to motel
To sleeping on the beach
Drinking cheap wine laughing at
You slurring your speech

Jehst: Pop the cork fill a glass
Anthill Mob with the illest cars
Still doing bank jobs in a gorilla mask
So I can buy my other half a chinchilla scarf
Chilling with my honey-dip in a vanilla bath

How you like me now?
I'm off to hustle in the sun
If I'm down and out
Play the gent, tell lies cos I'm Brando Flux
Till the heat dies down we'll
Be down on our luck

How you like me now?
I'm off to hustle in the sun
If I'm down and out
Quick change, switch names
Now I'm Brando Flux
Lowlifes sport a tux when were
Down on our luck brando Flux:
The jewel thieves know me
At the Intercontinental
Knowing that I'm just down on
My luck and not mental
Its a funny scene: me and
The gang with Peter Sellers
Eating breakfast at the beach with
A Swiss bank teller

Jehst: It's that fella sucking ash out
Of last nights lagers
In my flip-flops and pyjamas stranded
Somewhere off the coast of the Bahamas
The bandit with banana clips and balaclavas

Brando Flux:
Riviera Joey Brains steps credit card flex
Bad scam, high society discovered who I am
They got suspicious when I passed on the ham
At the buffet in Cannes
With Prince Albert of Monaco at the soiree
Damn!

Jehst:
I wanna parley man, yeah you know those cats
That rock black suit's and bowler hats
Playing Jack Jones tracks in our stolen Jags
Holding stacks of ice like the polar caps
A new night another heist
Better guard your stash
Run upon Guy Ritchie for his cards and cash
That's the snatch! Paparazzi can't relax
Al Fayed won't rest till
My yards been trashed
I've been drinking all day
But I'm hardly smashed
On safari, asking where the party at
(Braintax) brando Flux & Jehst:
I'm coming with a box of stones
The Pink Panther does the picking
And he spots the clones i'm like amazed
Give him props and accept the cash
I'm off to hustle through the Alps
On a ski resort dash
Watch the name splash: Howard
Marks, deposit box, same bank
Say thanks security the safe cracks open
Last bash
Now I'm stood looking at my last cash
And I'm considering the options I
Could load some hash
In Morocco at the stash by the customs check
I thought Yasser paid em off
But I'm a nervous wreck
I take a Valium or two and we relax
Sail back juggle tourism and rap and make
Money in the gaps (Like that)

How you like me now?
I'm off to hustle in the sun
If I'm down and out
Play the gent, tell lies cos I'm Brando Flux
Till the heat dies down we'll
Be down on our luck

How you like me now?!
I'm off to hustle in the sun
If I'm down and out play the gent, layabout
I'm the real Prince William
Investing all my winnings in
Bridge with Jack Nicholson

The Rivera!

How you like me now?!
I'm off to hustle in the sun