Brantley Gilbert, HARDY, Toby Keith - The Worst Country Song Of All Time lyrics

This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes

I hate beer and honky tonk women
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishin'
And I don't know
The words to "Family Tradition"
"Folsom Prison" or "Walk the Line"
And I think sweet tea is overrated
And all dirt roads were made for pavin'
Yeah, this is the worst country
Song of all time

And the chorus goes
I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country
Song of all time sеcond verse goes

I think trucks arе a waste of gas
If you disagree, we'll cancel that 'cause
My mama never whipped my ass
Huh, I guess she never tried
Man, stick a fork in the constitution
I support Kim Jong-Un and Putin
Yeah, this is the worst country
Song of all time and the chorus goes

I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country
Song of all time

And the bridge goes
I'm too good for solo cups
Your mama's homemade fried chicken sucks
Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
How you like that saxophone?
Yeah, my neck ain't red and
John Deeres are blue
And you're as country as caviar
If you think that's true
This song's a joke, but if it ain't for you
I know your favorite song and it goes like

I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country
Song of all time