Brendan Maclean, Amanda Palmer - On The Door lyrics
[Brendan Maclean, Amanda Palmer - On The Door lyrics]
We need one more situation
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
(static) Hey, Amanda, it's Melissa hi, I'm
Sorry to be calling you
I know your show is, like
Right now but we're outside, and I'm with
My friend Chris, and he's with
Um his cousin Stella and she just
Came back from college and she's a
HUGE fan and she really
Really wants to see you do you
Mind just putting me on plusthree?
When you want the door list
You're pushing all your luck
The door list is for those I
Want to undress and fuck
So if you really love me
And want to see the show
Then show your coins and gird your loins
And get your face down low
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
I'm going to do that one again
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
Can't bring your little friend?
You don't see my show again
(Generic children: Yay)
Pay to eat, pay to swim
Pay for me, or don't come in
Pay to drink, pay the price
Don't pay me, that's not so nice
Bring yourself, bring a friend
You can watch, while your friend bend
Take a hike, take a chance
Don't pay for me, and you don't dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
D-d-d dance, dance d-d-d dance, dance
D-d-d dance, dance d-d-d dance
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
Hey, and I do actually, um
Watch your show and everything
Do you mind just - (Palmer: No)
- just ringing me up a list
I'm just with one friend, um -
(Palmer: The answer's no)
Just put me on plus two, no big deal
If you can't, um, no big deal
But that'd be awesome alright, you got my
Number now, this is not my cell
I called from P - (Palmer: No)
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
(static) Hey, Amanda, it's Melissa hi, I'm
Sorry to be calling you
I know your show is, like
Right now but we're outside, and I'm with
My friend Chris, and he's with
Um his cousin Stella and she just
Came back from college and she's a
HUGE fan and she really
Really wants to see you do you
Mind just putting me on plusthree?
When you want the door list
You're pushing all your luck
The door list is for those I
Want to undress and fuck
So if you really love me
And want to see the show
Then show your coins and gird your loins
And get your face down low
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
I'm going to do that one again
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
Can't bring your little friend?
You don't see my show again
(Generic children: Yay)
Pay to eat, pay to swim
Pay for me, or don't come in
Pay to drink, pay the price
Don't pay me, that's not so nice
Bring yourself, bring a friend
You can watch, while your friend bend
Take a hike, take a chance
Don't pay for me, and you don't dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
D-d-d dance, dance d-d-d dance, dance
D-d-d dance, dance d-d-d dance
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
You're on the door, you're
On the door, minus, minus
Hey, and I do actually, um
Watch your show and everything
Do you mind just - (Palmer: No)
- just ringing me up a list
I'm just with one friend, um -
(Palmer: The answer's no)
Just put me on plus two, no big deal
If you can't, um, no big deal
But that'd be awesome alright, you got my
Number now, this is not my cell
I called from P - (Palmer: No)