Brennan Bestwick - After A Series of Dreams In Which Hayden Panettiere Tries To Kill My Family lyrics
[Brennan Bestwick - After A Series of Dreams In Which Hayden Panettiere Tries To Kill My Family lyrics]
This feud you keep pushing on us
Like your syndicated ABC Family
Bastards, are not welcome here
Hayden, leave us
Never again will my mother jump
Sharks like Heroes when all 5’2" of you
Throws us to the jaws of the Atlantic
Your days of invading my pharmacy
With a harpoon gun aimed at my father
In the Bengay aisle are through
My pharmacist, will return to only
Fending off my gastroenteritis
I hate Beth Cooper
I hate Wikipedi-ing your filmography
Every night before bed to defend myself
You can kiss my teeth with the head
Of a banjo a thousand more times
And I still won't DVR Nashville
This ends tonight i will wait for you
In the darkest corners of my unconscious
You will remember this titan
I will rock you like the theater seats
Of whatever shit Michael Bay’s
Blowing up this week
A Bug’s Life will become
Your biopic, ending in the rage
Of my rolled up sports page
Ready your spirit fingers
For hand to hand combat
Because this nap’s an all-nighter
Bring it on
Like your syndicated ABC Family
Bastards, are not welcome here
Hayden, leave us
Never again will my mother jump
Sharks like Heroes when all 5’2" of you
Throws us to the jaws of the Atlantic
Your days of invading my pharmacy
With a harpoon gun aimed at my father
In the Bengay aisle are through
My pharmacist, will return to only
Fending off my gastroenteritis
I hate Beth Cooper
I hate Wikipedi-ing your filmography
Every night before bed to defend myself
You can kiss my teeth with the head
Of a banjo a thousand more times
And I still won't DVR Nashville
This ends tonight i will wait for you
In the darkest corners of my unconscious
You will remember this titan
I will rock you like the theater seats
Of whatever shit Michael Bay’s
Blowing up this week
A Bug’s Life will become
Your biopic, ending in the rage
Of my rolled up sports page
Ready your spirit fingers
For hand to hand combat
Because this nap’s an all-nighter
Bring it on