Brian Holden, Joseph Walker - Different as Can Be lyrics
[Brian Holden, Joseph Walker - Different as Can Be lyrics]
I've got a problem with the way you sleep!
(sung) you won't sleep on your tummy
You won't sleep on your back
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
We share some hands and fingers
And yet the feeling lingers
We're just about as different
As anyone can be
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell
Pushing people in is fun as well!
I like folding all my ties
And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surprise
Hey!
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me we're different
Different as can be
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!
I'm the brightest twat we've got here
I've won several awards!
My new world is about to unfold
You got beat by a two-year-old
I'll kill him this time, through and through
Or you might just give him another tattoo
You really must agree
When you look at you and me we're different
Different as can-
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But, you must help me renew
Me?
For when our plan succeeds -
Prevails?!
Part of that world goes to you
When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers
When I rule the world, I'll have snakes!
And goblins and Thestrals
A fleet of Dementors
And giants and werewolves
And Jane Austin novels!
When I rule the world!
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me we're
Different different
As can be
We simply guarantee
When you look at you and me we're
Different different
As can be
It's a comedy of sorts
When you're bounds to Voldemort!
You're making me blush!
(sung) and I'm happy as a squirrel
'long as I'm with Mr quirrell!
What a ham!
We'll lead him to slaughter
And we'll murder Harry Potter!
We're different different
Different, different as can be!
Ahh!
Stop it!
(sung) you won't sleep on your tummy
You won't sleep on your back
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
We share some hands and fingers
And yet the feeling lingers
We're just about as different
As anyone can be
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell
Pushing people in is fun as well!
I like folding all my ties
And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surprise
Hey!
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me we're different
Different as can be
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!
I'm the brightest twat we've got here
I've won several awards!
My new world is about to unfold
You got beat by a two-year-old
I'll kill him this time, through and through
Or you might just give him another tattoo
You really must agree
When you look at you and me we're different
Different as can-
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But, you must help me renew
Me?
For when our plan succeeds -
Prevails?!
Part of that world goes to you
When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers
When I rule the world, I'll have snakes!
And goblins and Thestrals
A fleet of Dementors
And giants and werewolves
And Jane Austin novels!
When I rule the world!
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me we're
Different different
As can be
We simply guarantee
When you look at you and me we're
Different different
As can be
It's a comedy of sorts
When you're bounds to Voldemort!
You're making me blush!
(sung) and I'm happy as a squirrel
'long as I'm with Mr quirrell!
What a ham!
We'll lead him to slaughter
And we'll murder Harry Potter!
We're different different
Different, different as can be!
Ahh!
Stop it!