Brian Regan - You too & stuff lyrics

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen
Brian Regan!: Cheering: Brian: Alright
How ya doin' folks?: Feedback:
It's like you're al sittin'
There, "Hey pal
You got some jokes?": Laughing:
"Why don't you start crankin' 'em out
Circus boy?: Laughing: It's good to be here
Just tryin' to go through life
Without looking stupid: Laughing:
It's not workin' out too well: Laughing:
Sometimes you'll say the wrong thing at
The right time and feel stupid
Somethin' like, "You tow!": Laughing:
I was gettin' out of a cab at
The airport and the ddriver goes
"Hey have a nice flight!"
"You tow!": Laughing:
"You too, you have a nice flight too
In case you ever fly someday": Laughing:
"Don't even look at me
I'm a moron": Laughing:
Don't know when to say the
"You too" phrase: Laughing:
Can't handle it: Laughing:
I never learn, you know a waitress
Will bring my meal "Hey, enjoy your meal"
"You tow!": Laughing:
"But you don't have one
Do ya? I'm a dufus!": Laughing:
"If you do eat, enjoy it when you eat
It if you have a break or something
Later!": Laughing:
"If you get an opportunity
That's all I'm tryin' to say!": Laughing:
"That's all that I'm drivin' at
Really! If you think about it": laughing:
"that's all": Laugihng:
You ever start to say somethin'
And in the middle of
What you're sayin' you decide
To say somethin' else
Completely?: Laughing: You know
There's already words out there: Laughing:
These friends were leaving the other day
And I started to say, "Hey, take
Care!" And I decided to say "Good
Luck!" Instead like halfway through
You know: Laughing:
So it came out neither, "See you later
Brian!" "Take luck!": Laughing:
"Take luck and care take care of
The luck good luck take
Care of the the luck that
You might have": Laughing:
"If you have luck, take it
Care for it take luck care of it when you
Take luck care of": Brian
Shouting gibberish: : Laughing:
Be sure you're seein' them again: Laughing:
"So how do you know that guy back ther
Huh?": Laughing:
I'm always puttin' my foot in my mouth
I don't stop to think, you know, "Oh no
Words are coming out! Oh no!": Laughing:
"I'm not thinkin' of what
I said!": Laughing:
Like I met this woman recently
I could've sworn she was pregnant let
Me tell ya: Crowd "Aw"s:
I know now: Laughing:
I think the rule is, "Don't guess at that
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
Ever": Laughing:
Somethin' like that when you
Have enough "evers" memorized, you know?
So I say, "Hey, when's that BA-by due?!"
You ever feel a word coming out but
It's to late to stop it?: Laughing:
It's it's comin' out and loud
"Oh hey when's that BA-by
Due?! BABY?!": Laughing:
"What baby?": Weird Authentic Brian
Regan Sounds: : Laughing:
"At the zoo! That the pandas!": Laughing:
"The neigbors are tryin' to have one
You know thought we'd talk
About talk about the
Fluffy zoo animals i hear they get them
Over there, you can you know
Look at 'em": Laughing:
"If you want touch 'em": Laughing:
Have you ever guessed
Somebody's gender wrong?
'Cause no recoverin' from
That!": Laughing:
You just gotta move on 'cause
You ain't wrigglin' outta nothin'
Ya know?: Laughing:
"Hey uh, excuse me sir?" "Ma'am!"
"Ok!": Laughing:
"Ok, bye! Bye human!": Laughing:
"Bye, person!
Nice to mmet you, individual!": Laughing:
I can't remeber names
And I'm always tryin' to do
The nickname thing to get
Out of it, everybody knows what
You're tryin' to pull, you know?
"Hey buckaroo?": Laughing:
"My name's not Buckaroo"
"Sure, sure it is, Pardner?": Laughing:
Some people get really upset if
You get their names wrong
Especially is they have a name
That's similar to another name
Carolin and Caroline
They got a thing about that, man
Don't get that wrong
'cause they're gonna drill ya!: Laughing:
"Hey Carol in?"
"It's CaroLINE it's CaroLINE
Brian": Laughing:
"It's BriON!": Laughing:
"Yes, my name is BRION! It's very hard
To say my name correctly!": Laughing:
"Cause my name is BRIONNGA!": Laughing:
Can you say that? Very few can
Correctly: Laughing: END