Bumpin Uglies, Oogee Wawa, Sun-Dried Vibes, Ballyhoo! - Hard Liquor lyrics
[Bumpin Uglies, Oogee Wawa, Sun-Dried Vibes, Ballyhoo! - Hard Liquor lyrics]
No mixer tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture
Alcoholics talk about clarity
And it's clear to me that it's plain to see
Every drink I take is a drink I make
Numb down surrounding reality
Honestly, it's hard to be
Another mother fucker tryna' chase a dream
So I chase my dream with some Jimmy Beam
'till I'm babbling like a possessed fiend
This liquor has got me runnin' my mouth
All of my opinions are coming out
On top of the bar and I'm ready to shout
You clowns wanna know what I'm really about
Booze is a crutch and I ain't healing
I'm gonna end up goin' to meetings
But until then i'ma keep on beating
Demons away with liquid meaning
How I'm dealing with my feelings
Drinkin' up liquor 'till I'm reeling
I'm layin' in bed with a spinnin' ceiling
Praying to the God of porcelain kneeling
Pull out the bottle please, pour out a shot
Or three give me the bottle
Keep the shots and be my company
We're gettin' drunk tonight
It ain't gunna make shit right
But it can't get worse
And I've done my verse so fuck it man
Let's get tight
Hard liquor got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture
Coronas and Crown you line em' up
We put em' down put it all on Hardesty
I heard he's buying rounds make it a double
Cos' tonight I'm causing trouble
Catch me by the bar
Connecting pieces of the puzzle oogee Lee
And SDV bumpin Uglies
Plus Howi sometime around three
This bar is begging us to leave
So tomorrow I repent
From a lack of common sense
But in my defence i was drinking Rumplemintz
I crack a bottle get drunk
And I hit McDonald's my head'll wobble
From shots and sippin' Cabo a vintage wine
With legs like runway models full throttle
No sorrows my motto is
Quit tomorrow i can drink with the best
And I'm not braggin' with pants saggin'
No laughin' just Van Dammin'
This booze covers
All the baggage I'm draggin'
Took me twelve steps to get in
Then I torched that fuckin' wagon
Ask Brandon
Hard liquor got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture
See all the ladies I've dated
They've demonstrated they hate it
When I get frustrated and faded
Thinkin' bout' how I ain't made it
I found a whiskey that loves me
Tolerates a curmudgeon
My followers on my socials see me hollerin'
Fuck it
I'm a man with a passion
For theatrics and drama
I tweet at four in the morning
Ain't got no time for the commas
These Millennials love that heavy shit
Guess it's my compelling wit
Bring em' to the fellowship
And crush another day drinkin'
Drinkin' Espolon out the liquor bong
Chuggin' margaritas from dusk till' dawn
Mr wrong with them sake bombs
Feels like I'm livin' in a drinkin' song
Find me in the club with a gallon flask
Drunk off my ass punks actin' crass
Next morning catch me in mass
Pullin' keg stands off the communion cask
I am a menace that is void
Of all repentance
Drinkin' anything fermented
While I'm slurrin' on my sentences
Defending this is top of an extensive list
Entitled fucks I Don't Give
Fuck How You Live ima' keep it going
Till' your boy's demented
Hard liquor got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture
Hard liquor got me gettin' drunk quicker
No mixer tryna' fuck up my liver
I drink and handle
Post some dumb shit on twitter
Can't stop cause I ain't no quitter
Listen up I'll paint you a picture
This liquor has got me running my mouth
Hard Liquor