Shao Dow, Dan Bull, Shwabadi, Pe$o Pete, Mat4yo, Zach B, Cam Steady - Sonic the Hedgehog Villains Rap Cypher lyrics

Speak in a haiku, got a 300 IQ
See what I might do?
I believe it was John Lennon
Who said "I'm the Eggman"
He was dead wrong!
Who's the supreme gentleman with
A mental plan?
Is he wearing pants or a rental van?
Temperamental with the stick too
Skeng in hand
Licking these cunts like a misused dental dam
Buckling up with the strap
Skudududududu brap lovely jubbly chap
Putting my hood on the map
Too many baps and still I go ham
Forget pepper spray
Make the pepper spray like a Coke can
Oh damn bruv, fackin 'ell
I'll chef, scramble eggs, shot
Crack and shells for bread
Roll through when I cock the hammer


Hit the whole zoo when I talk with llamas
Ask Shofu I'm Doc Robotnik
And I'll drop a sonnet that'll
Son a Sonic stan, i'm stunning
Understand, I'm the Son of Sam
Summon heat like sun in summertime
Give 'em a tan don't fuck with Robotnik
I got a butt thicc, as a plot twist
And I'll turn your noggin into egg nog quick
Fuck a hedgehog prick

Coming out of the gates a bit rusty
You really think you have what
It takes? You don't, trust me
Never lag behind in a race, the road's dusty
I'm starting to think you're
The fake, hmmm, you must be
Yeah, take a look in my eyes
Even if I lose, I'm
Bouncing back every time, yeah
Always end up choosing who I'm taking alive
I'm basically another you
With everybody combined
And if you see me, you better know
That I'mma settle this
I have always been the one that
You should never meddle with
Wishing luck to you on
Even getting through the level
If you wanna come and get it
Then my pedal's on the metal, bitch
Yeah, no one's repelling this
I'll take the ones that you love
For the hell of it
They call it evil, I call it benevolence
And by the end, show you all who the devil is

Came back from the future to
Tell you the answer's Mephiles
If you last to the end of this
Then I'll ask what the question is
The present's tense
It kinda feels like for centuries
I've been on the ledge of an experiment
But you don't want to hedge your bets
Against this edge hog
When I kill the king and steal
The heart of his princess
Among minions, I wear the crown
In the shadow of shadows, I'm underground
Rapper, the master
Spitting flames of disaster
And I don't even need to open my mouth
You've got a one-way ticket to oblivion
Feel the burning sun rays
This kid invented them
When it comes to villains in the history bins
Who's the one that's gonna leave
You deep Sonic 0-Sixed?

Boss in this bitch, poppin proper
Big red body like a hot tamale
I'm boxin' baddies and crackin' eggs
'Cuz ain't nobody finna stop my carnage
World domination, I'm with that
Full annihilation, I sit back
King of my clique, no shit, been the big bad
Dead last, all six ahead
Real quick like damn
Whole team up, we ain't no caught in no jam
Brute force strength
I'mma kill 'em with a slam
It's okay, he ain't know who I was
He ain't know who I am (Let's get it then)
Shell to his shell, leave 'em cracked, till
He crashed I'm upset that he
Had that lil conch well, 'cuz if not
Then my whole fist, would have smashed
Full strength breaking the glass

Six forms and I'm open-minded
If so inclined, we could box
Big drip, but no clothes designer
Your foe's this slime, you get dropped
You look like chow, about to get scoffed
You should bow down, ask Chao, I'm a god
Spirit of water, drink spirit's like water
One hit from this whip
Get you lit like a shot
All I'm seeing is green, like cash rules
Everything but no cream, I snatch up
Everything in my reach, I'm gassed up
Better see you retreat
You could never rival my energy
Catch 'em wav riding like MP3
Come through, it's chaos, all I know, chaos
Boutta turn up the entropy

I'll twist the world to my wishes
Your fear is delicious
Submit and admit to your own deficiency
Efficiency, cold and ruthless
My foes are useless
I hold the truth within my chest
It's fused to me pain amuses me
They shall lose to me fuck who I used to be
Flip the stage, dig your grave I supersede
Scared? Weak? No, I refuse to be
Mask on, never mask off
Leave your path blocked
And I should've been the last boss
Think you're fast I surpass hogs
Don't make me laugh lots
I advance and it can't stop
The mercenary, I hurt so many
Your team I bury, extremely edgy
I move these cubes like a Rubik's
Infinite jackal, brings death like Anubis

Fuck everything you've been told
Here is some chaos that can't be controlled
You gamble with God, now I'm taking my toll
I'm not going for rings
'cause the goal is your soul
And I only see red when
I'm reading your code
You looking red like you're seeing a ghost
Witness the death as I
Butcher these childhood threats
Then I'm coming for you in your home
Take a step in the night
'cause something's not right
You call for your friends
Find a head on a pike
You run and you'll die
You're too slow to hide
And I'll kill the viewer
If you don't subscribe
Go ahead and choose your fighter
Set them ablaze like a lighter
A villain cast up on a pyre
'Cause you know this cypher
Is ending this cypher