Car Seat Headrest - Beach Fagz lyrics

Woke up, had a boner
Dragged a comb across my boner
I said it’s high time for
Us to experience high tide
No thanks I don’t drink and
Oh god are you drunk
What you’ve done this vibrato
Isn’t helping things much
No one should trust my statement of faith
'Cause, I didn’t make eye contact and
I kept touching my face oh God

Be honest but not that honest
Be honest but not that honest

I think I know where the bathrooms are here
I’ve been going to this restaurant for what
17 years? For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me
You’re no Spencer and I’m no Dan
But we’ll sound like Wolf Parade
Much as we can for a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me

Not that honest we'll be honest
Not that honest be honest
Not that honest we'll be honest
Not that honest

You said, "why don’t you just grab the
Brush from da Vinci
And tell him how he could be doing it better"
I said
"You’re supposed to call him Leonardo!"

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was dead i wish I was dead
I wish I was dead i wish I was dead
I wish I was dead i wish I was dead
(I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was
I wish I was)