Car Seat Headrest - The Ghost of Bob Saget lyrics

(Are you there?, Ghost, glow, ghost, glow)

Last night I was haunted by
The ghost of Bob Saget he said
"You're more or less than just a faggot"
So I put on a dress
And followed him to heaven but first
I gave him a blowjob outside the 7-Eleven

The ghost of Franz Kafka came
To me in a dream he said that things are
Usually what they seem
So I put on my uniform
And followed him to heaven but first
He pierced my ears outside the 7-Eleven
Eleven the ghost of my old man
Said "I like that beard"
He said, "I always wanted to have long hair"
I said, "Oh fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!"
But he didn't even care

The ghost who violated me
He thought he was funny
He took us all to Disney World
He tried to make us watch
Him stand in an alley
With no one there except for the ghost

(Ghost, blow, ghost, blow)

The ghost of some asshole summoned
Me to the office he said
"How come you didn't go to the office?"
I said "I was afraid that they
Would make me feel dumb"
They said "You're being dumb" and
Shot me in my head

(I took my lunch)

Did you know that birds
And other various creatures
Have a window of time
Right after their creation
Where they latch on to whatever
They see as their mother
And presumably the object of
Their sexual frustration

They see another devil
They've all been alone
They've all been alone
They've all been alone they're around
They're around here

The ghost of Bob Saget haunted me yesterday
He said "Pack your bag
'cause we know you're gay"
So I threw him in a river in the USA
Wherever I go is so fucked anyway

(Uh ohs, ghosts, oh, ghosts)

Oh, no oh, no
Oh, no go to your cell!
Don't go! Don't go!
Hell no! Hell no!

Death came in bending over like he was sick
Promised I'd be really bad at sucking dick
But, I had a gun painted in my hand
And Death said, "Hey
Do you wanna be in my band?"

Today I got a package and it was my mom
She's called back up thrice
I knew that something was wrong
She was missing her ring
So I took out the scoop
And lurked for half an hour
Through her ashes too, da da da

Hey! Hey!
Hey!

Last night I was haunted by
The ghost of myself i said
"You're probably going to kill yourself!"
He said that "When you do
Don't bother leaving a note
'Cause everybody knows just
Where you're going!"

The ghost of David Lynch came
To me last night
Said, "In heaven, everything ain't so right"
So I took off all my clothes
And followed him to hell but first
​ he waited fifteen years outside
Of my jail cell