Cast of So Random! - High School Miserables lyrics

I've never ever been to public school
I've never thought I would be so cruel
It's endless, we're friendless
It's nothin' but pain
And no one in this dump knows our name

I know you think that this
Is probably my fault (We do)
The catty comments, and the constant assaults
(It's cool)
I was here once, and I'm still alive
So listen if you wanna survive

Inside this high school, miserable
I'd never thought I'd be invisible
In this high school, miserable
You've gotta keep being indivisible
In this high school, miserable
I don't understand what is happening to me
In this high school, miserable
Someone get me back on TV

I thought the girls here would
Go crazy for me
If love's a test, I'm clearly getting a D
I never knew how high my undies would go
There's tons of wedgies I didn't know!
Like the 'hoodie, ' the 'hourglass' (Ow)
The '360 spin'! (That hurt)
The 'stick leg, ' the 'bat
' the 'bowling pin' (Strike)
The 'donkey, ' the 'monkey, ' man, am I sore
I can't believe there's 28 more, neat!
Someone get me back on TV

Away from high school, miserable
It's endless, we're friendless
(This place is cruel)
In this high school, miserable
(We're begging, someone) just hoping someone
Someone get us back on TV!