Chance Waters, Joyride, Tysmizzy, 360 - The Catchy Song lyrics

Ooh yeah ooh yeah
Ooh yeah that sounds ridiculous

I don't make
Catchy songs with claps and tongs
Management wants
And I'll never drop some catchy lines that
All my fans could rap along with (Never)
You probably think I'm sad and whatnot
But those who know me know I love carryin' on
Just last week I went to
Katie Holmes' vacation home
Then camped out the front yellin', "Marry me
Tom!" well, that's a lie
But I did steal their family dog (Uh, huh)
And then I tried to ransom it off (yeah)
That's not true either, but I'm happy a lot
I just don't make songs 'bout the candy shop
I've never snatched a watch
Or carried a Glock
I've never bashed or robbed or acted the boss
You won't catch me off on
Some arrogant pop star shit
My album might flop, hell, bring it right on

We go write catchy songs that all the
Kids can sing along with
And I'm sorry if we wrote the tune
That's stuck in your head just ignore it

If you think I make catchy
Songs then you're actually wrong
I knew a kid who used to
And he got bashed a lot
So my songs are only half sick, shit, ask 6
Musically I'm a fuckin' Maxibon and yeah
I could write and sing all the
Same stuff as James Blunt
Pack out stadiums with ladies
And get paid tons (I could)
But, I keep it raw like Tame One's
Flip it back and forth
Like Forthwrite all night
And we could climb the
Charts till I'm pickin'
Lobster meat out my teeth with
My least favourite ARIA
Without goin' "La di da di da
La di da di da"
Soundin' like we're tryna party hard
At the Mardi Gras
Kanye tried and looked awfully stupid
Look at him now, he's gettin' bored of music
Next thing he'll probably put
Out a porno movie and even then I bet
The bitch'd have autotuning

"Glad you got Kanye that good, that good
That good" "Oh, Mr Fishstick"

We don't write catchy songs that all the
Kids can sing along with
And I'm sorry if we wrote the tune
Stuck in your head just ignore it

Uh what's the definition of catchy?
(I don't know)
Is it some'in' that's repetitious and happy?
(Yep)
Yeah, you can bet I'm killin' my cabbie
If he plays catchy shit
But I never been in a taxi (I haven't)
I don't get down with beautiful tune shit
And I fuckin' hate musical music (Fuck)
I wanna slap any dude that'll do this
If you got talent singin' don't
Use and abuse it
Some call it hate, some call it jealousy
Music's so great as long as there's no melody
And anytime it sticks in my head
Is the only time I wish I was dead
"Can you kill me?" (Please)
I hate everything that Nova plays
Even "The Festival Song" is overplayed
(Ha ha) it's enough to make me go insane
And there's too much catchy shit
Here we go again, like

We go write catchy songs that all the
Kids can sing along with
And I'm sorry if we wrote the tune
That's stuck in your head just ignore it

Just ignore it if it's stuck in your head
Yeah, yeah if it's stuck in your head
Just ignore