Charles Bukowski - The Best Love Poem I Can Write at the Moment (Live) lyrics

"Listen" I told her
"Why don't you stick your
Tongue up my ass?" "No!" She said
"Well" I said,  "If I stick my tongue
Up your ass first
 then will you stick your tongue up my ass?"
"Alright" She said
I got my head down there and looked around
Opened a section
Then my tongue moved forward
"Not there!" She said
"Hahaha not there! That's not
The right place!"
You women have more holes than Swiss cheese
"I don't want you to do it!" "Why?"
"Well, then I'll have to do it back
And then at the next
Party you'll tell people
I licked your ass with my tongue!"
"Suppose, I promise not to tell"
"You'll get drunk, you'll tell"
"Okay" I said "Roll over
I'll stick it in the other place"
She rolled over
And I stick my tongue in that other place
We were in love we were in love except with
What I said at parties
And we were not in love
With each others assholes
She wants me to write a love poem
But I think if people can't love each
Other's assholes, and farts, and shit's
And terrible parts
Just like they love the good parts
That ain't complete love