Charles Bukowski - The Sex Fiends (Live) lyrics

The Sex Fiends

"I go to this rehabilitation center
With my sister" he said
"And the sex fiends all sit
Together they're all
Guys five feet tall or under
And this one guy, they call him the Rabbit
Well the Rabbit’s problem is that he
Propositions every woman he sees he
Just walks up and asks them to
Go to bed with him"
"I think that's very honest" I said
"Some very greasy characters use
The roundabout approach"
"Maybe so" he said
"but it's still gotten the
Rabbit into trouble" "In fact" he said
"the Rabbit saw a woman at the
Center and he walked up to her and said
’Will you go to bed with me?'
And the woman said no and the Rabbit said
'I'll give you a
Dollar!' then, all the sex fiends went
Into this room to masturbate
And the Rabbit was working
Away when the therapist
Walked in and he tried to rape her"
"Yeah yeah, what happened?"
"Oh, she just pushed him
Off and walked out" "By the way, I ask
What were you doing there?" "Oh" he said
"I'm a sex fiend i go
Every Thursday morning at 8
Am do you want to come with me next week?"
"I ought to" I said
"but I like to sleep late in the mornings"