Charles Hamilton - Match.com (Commercial Break) lyrics

All the money and the attention in the world
How old you are
Nothing better than a little puppy love

I need a girl that can keep
Me in front of her
Make it so it's not that easy to front on her
Only the sky can release me
From under her spell
She keeps me between the sheets and comforter
And that's all at first glance
I would put in so much work
If all the work can exemplify

Yes it was written
My zipper where the pen is
Ink spitting message all over your kitten
But, you still didn't get it bingo
And that's the reason why I'm single

Girlfriend, tell me you like me
Tell me you love me, like you my girlfriend
Tell me you need me
Life is too easy cos you my girlfriend
Don't need another, you my only lover
But, you're not even my, girlfriend
You're not even my, girlfriend

She said "why I got ta
Invite you to my house?
It's not like I didn't invite you to my mouth
And you know I won't do nothing spiteful
But, I doubt if we end I
Will like you so I'm out"
So I said, "baby, wait, reconsider
I really am a decent nigga
But, I been living this life
Before sleepin with ya
Before spending weekends with ya
Eating pizza with ya
In the sheets, being indecent with ya
Doing more than just eating in the kitchen
Eating in the kitchen, beatin' in the kitchen
You get horny just being in the kitchen
I get flashbacks when I see
You in the kitchen
So why even be in the kitchen
If when we begin cookin, we get interrupted
Cause all these people lookin to
Cook with their own substance, huh?

Girlfriend, tell me you like me
Tell me you love me, like you my girlfriend
Tell me you need me
Life is too easy cos you my girlfriend
Don't need another, you my only lover
But, you're not even my, girlfriend
You're not even my, girlfriend

Damn another story about how another
Shorty found out how
To make another story be a public story
Fuck it shorty, you knew it was comin
Late nights wide awake, thinking
About you moving, the humming of your voice
Exotic and hypnotic, you topless
Laced bottom
I'm rocking nothing but my boxers
I start popping it, and you get it poppin
Not enough time for a condom
Magnums don't fit, I'm a monster, I promise
But Passion has to be a sponsor
So if you're honest there's no karma
Any drama? You're gonna hate
Being my baby momma
Hats off to me for being mad raw huh
Arguments we can laugh off
Unless what you said is the last straw
Then don't come back (at all, at all)

Girlfriend, tell me you like me
Tell me you love me, like you my girlfriend
Tell me you need me
Life is too easy cos you my girlfriend
Don't need another, you my only lover
But, you're not even my, girlfriend
You're not even my, girlfriend

Damn woo
Charles Hamilton you know what?
Maybe if I
Was a better boyfriend in the past
This song wouldn't make me feel so bad
In the future
Maybe I need to be a better husband