Charles Hamilton - The F Word lyrics

Alright, see this for the fellas
All my fellas stand up let's
Talk to the ladies yo, see

They all so sexy, sweet, and petite
But they all won't let me be what they need
Cause, I'm such a great friend
I hate when I hear that!
Always starts with her needs
Hear that they glare back
And the conversation begins
I think I bagged her, she thinks:
"I gotta make him my friend"
Now they’re taking me into their world
Feeding me poison
All of this and I ain't even her boyfriend
I just want a chick
Dime in the face and a body down to earth
But would climb into space to
Understand what I’m saying sometimes
Cause, I black out
Spazz out to ask out the baddest chick
But when I get turned down I
Get all mad and shit
But, I just stand there and
Smile like "I understand
You’re used to being single and
You don’t want a man" this is what I get for
Being a fucking friend!

"You're a really sweet guy
You're cute, you're talented
And very intelligent
And we can talk about anything
I can open up to you, I'm in love with you
But not the way that you're in love with me
I mean you're almost like a brother to me
It's better off that way trust me then
I guess what I'm saying is let's just be"
Aw fuck outta here

It's always the buddy speech
A million and one reasons why they
Not in love with me
Why they got no problems when
I touch and squeeze?
But, when I ask for a kiss
It's always on the fucking cheek?
They tell me they problems
I listen intently, innocently
But I'm feeling so empty
These feelings present me with an option
We can stop talking and
Become more than friends
Or just stop talking
But, I do neither cause I'm such a sucker
I stick around and let my
Heart down with high hopes
Losing my mind I feel like a psycho
And it feels like I might choke every
Time I hear a girl say

"You're a really sweet guy
You're cute, you're talented
And very intelligent
And we can talk about anything
I can open up to you, I'm in love with you
But not the way that you're in love with me
I mean you're almost like a brother to me
It's better off that way trust me then
I guess what I'm saying is let's just be"
Fuck you

Well, okay lady maybe I've been a bit hasty
It's just that I'm a little
Bit crazy about you okay a lot of bit crazy
But you're not gonna take me serious
It's always "Here he is my best friend
I can call him over for sex when I need it"
And I can't believe that
You're that damn conceited
But whatever I guess that's the damn reason
But, I remember I was there
Every time you cried
Had to hide my pride and dry your eyes
Gave you advice whenever a guy would lie
Basically when you were hurt I
Was by your side (By your side)
But, why should I be strung
Along like a dumb whore? At your front door
Knowing damn well I want more (I want more)
Love is a game see how easily you lose?
Oh, now you want me to
Be your boo? I'm sorry, but

I'm a really sweet guy
I'm cute, talented, and very intelligent
And we can talk about anything
You can open up to me, you're in love with me
But not the way that I'm in love with you
I mean i'm almost like a brother to you
It's better off that way trust me then
So you're right
I guess we should just be friends

Truly yours, Charles Hamilton let's ride out
Bitch