Chester See, Wayne Brady, Tobuscus - Whistle While I Work It lyrics

A few drinks at the house
Gotta get that buzz going
'Cause, I can't afford the club
Drinks that they're pouring
Valet's 20 bucks, so I'll find me a meter
It's five blocks away
But the parking is cheaper

I walk straight up to the bouncer
Got the flyer in my hand
Said I didn't bring the ladies
But, I brought my favorite friends
He doesn't say a word
He just points us to the back
Like he thinks we'll wait in line
No, no, we ain't having that

'Cause, I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it i whistle while I

Four out of five make it in hours later
(Sorry, bro) sobered up, over heated
And can't find a waiter
We dance up on some girls
But they're blockin' us out
I could win them with words
But the music's so loud

(Hey, what's your name?)

(Come on, tell him)

Afraid to use the toilet
I'll get vomit on my pants
And I never tip the bathroom guy
That helps me dry my hands
Hey, that guy's got a table
We can drink up for a while
'Till they notice we've been moochin'
And get kick- kicked out in style

'Cause, I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it i whistle while I

Fellas say "ho", and ladies say "Ow!
You stepped on my foot!" Ice'll
Bring it right down
Datin' foreign girls, last name no vowels
Rock the tight T, Black Simon Cowell
Wanna throw my hands up, jump, jump
But, it's too cramped to Krump
I might bruise my junk
See, I know where to go, no shenanigans
Just new fake noses and Kardashians
Hey girl, let me in this VIP

'Scuse me, who are you supposed to be?

I'm Wayne Brady from your TV screen
Do I have to choke a
Bitch? Now do you believe?

Oh! I loved 'Whose Line'
And I watch your gameshow!

Then you'll hook a brother up?

Um, lemme see no!

'Cause, I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
'Cause, I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows
Somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it