Chick (Band) - Freak lyrics
[Chick Band - Freak lyrics]
Met a midget
He was shorter than Elroy Jetson
If you could see him
It would really blow your mind
Smelled a little like the kennel that
You keep your pets in
Because he didn’t bathe for eight
Weeks at a time
But he was my friend
I liked him, I really liked him
Something about him was cool he was okay
I think that you would like him
He’s an awful lot like you
I met a drag queen in a harlot hobo hellhole
She looked like a little bit
Like Gilda in a dress he wore a teddy with a
Nicе big plunging neckline
So evеryone could see her big fat hairy chest
(Oh yeah, but) She was my friend
I liked him, I really liked her
Something about her was cool she was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
It doesn’t matter who you are
Or what you think of me
Bigotry is just a form of insecurity
I met a lady with a beard like Rip Van Winkle
I don’t remember but I think
Her name was Bruce
You couldn’t see his face
She had so many pimples
I couldn’t tell if she was black
White or chartreuse
(Oh yeah, but) She was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool she was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
She was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool she was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
He was shorter than Elroy Jetson
If you could see him
It would really blow your mind
Smelled a little like the kennel that
You keep your pets in
Because he didn’t bathe for eight
Weeks at a time
But he was my friend
I liked him, I really liked him
Something about him was cool he was okay
I think that you would like him
He’s an awful lot like you
I met a drag queen in a harlot hobo hellhole
She looked like a little bit
Like Gilda in a dress he wore a teddy with a
Nicе big plunging neckline
So evеryone could see her big fat hairy chest
(Oh yeah, but) She was my friend
I liked him, I really liked her
Something about her was cool she was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
It doesn’t matter who you are
Or what you think of me
Bigotry is just a form of insecurity
I met a lady with a beard like Rip Van Winkle
I don’t remember but I think
Her name was Bruce
You couldn’t see his face
She had so many pimples
I couldn’t tell if she was black
White or chartreuse
(Oh yeah, but) She was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool she was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
She was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool she was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you