Chris Gethard, Mal Blum - Crying at the Wawa lyrics

Okay I'm home it was an okay show
None of my friends really wanted to go
I went alone didn't mind it, though
You know me, I got an eye for those
I go hard if I go at all
I'm sad but it's not your fault
It's just me, I got a tender heart
I come together and I fall apart
But hey everybody's got something
Everybody's got something
Everybody's got something everybody does
Oh fuck! I'm crying at the Wawa again
What'd you expect? What do you want from me?
I'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want?

The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this
Right next to the milkshake machine
You're buying milk, you're buying cheese
There must be something wrong with me
I make a mess, I make a scene
But everybody, please, believe I'm fine

You wanna go?
You know me, I don't mind it, no
I sleep alone i don't miss you though
Well, maybe in a different song
It's all right, now that money's tight
I can't talk, I've got a show tonight
And hey ain't that what I wrote it for?
And surprise! What
Now you wanna see me more?
I guess everybody's got something
Everybody's got something
Everybody's got something everybody does

And mine is crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do
You want from me?
I'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want?

The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this
Right next to the milkshake machine
You're buying milk, you're buying cheese
There must be something wrong with me
I'll make a mess, I'll make a scene
But everybody will believe I'm fine

And everybody will believe I'm fine

Why would anyone believe that?
You're not fine! If you were
You wouldn't be crying in line at the
Greater Philadelphia area's finest
Convenience store
What are people supposed to
Think you're crying for? Best case scenario
People believe you're crying
Because the dispenser
Is out of pumpkin coffee
I mean, think about that that's
The best case scenario, crying over coffee
But there's some real shit going on!
And if the people in this
Wawa knew how much strength
It took for you to even get out of bed
Let alone into a car let alone make it here?
They would applaud you for being
The hero that you are
You're feeling feelings, and that's real
And maybe you're feeling judged
By these soft-pretzel eaters
But sometimes you gotta cry in public
Even if it makes a bunch of people in a Wawa
REALLY uncomfortable

So to all the girls and all the boys
That feel like they're on the
Island of misfit toys
Cry at home! Cry at school!
Crying's not just okay, crying's cool!
Life is hard nobody knows me
Go to the Wawa, cry into your hoagie!
Cry into your slurpee or the Wawa equivalent
Be happy, be sad, just don't be ambivalent!

I don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm so sad why I'm so sad
Why I'm so sad i don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm sad
I don't know why I'm so sad why I'm so sad
Why I'm so sad

I don't know why I'm sad
(I don't know why I'm so sad)
I don't know why I'm sad
(Don't ask me why I'm so sad)
I don't know why I'm so sad
(If I knew why I was sad) why I'm so sad
(Then I might not) why I'm so sad
(Be so sad) i'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do
You want from me?
I'm crying at the Wawa again
What did you expect? What do you want?

The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this again
The cashier is staring at me
I think that he wants me to leave
I can't believe I'm doing this again
What do you want?