Chris Orrick - Funny Things lyrics

I like funny people, funny faces
Saying funny things
While I'm laughing so hysterically I
Spill my funny drink
With this funny chemical that makes
Me feel funny things
Instead of all this sad shit
In this funny fucking mind
And I'm struggling so desperately to
Block it out and try
To close the skin flaps that
Cover up my funny-looking eyes
So I don't have to think
About this funny little country
With those funny little slips of paper
That we call our money
With funny looking men who
Wore very funny wigs
That we obtain by doing variously funny gigs
And the government is funny 'cause
They take a little portion
Then they spend it all on war
And make us fight about abortion
And don't forget about the funny guns
We give to funny men who think
It's funny watching children run
And other funny men go on
Their funny little shows
And think it's funny that the way to
Fix it won't ever be known

It's funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Come on, everybody
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny

When everything is funny
It's easier to think about
The world's greatest country
I find it all hilarious
Absolutely nothing going on
Could be nefarious
It's all so very comical, don't
Believe your eyes guys
None of this is possible
It's worthy of some knee-slapping
Only question that I have is:
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?


I think it's funny how much fun
It is we're all having together
Doing funny stuff while up above
Is very funny weather
That funnily enough keeps getting
Funnier and funnier
It's funny when it's warm, come on
It's funnier when it's sunnier
It's funny when the earth is screaming
"Stop this isn't funny!"
And all the scientists with all
Their funny little studies
It's funny how much people don't
Find any of this funny
Maybe I'm the funny dummy and the
Rest of them are lucky
Why aren't you laughing at the funny things?
The jester's in on the joke
See he's laughing with the funny king
Who fires up his base
That isn't actual hate in him
Casual racism isn't actual racism
And red-pillers just want to know
How to date women the crazies on the fringe
It's the radicals who hate women
Relax buddy you're about to come unglued
If you weren't so fucking stuck up
You might find it funny too

It's funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Come on, everybody
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny

When everything is funny
It's easier to think about
The world's greatest country
I find it all hilarious
Absolutely nothing going on
Could be nefarious
It's all so very comical, don't
Believe your eyes guys
None of this is possible
It's worthy of some knee-slapping
Only question that I have is:
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?