Chris Ray Gun - Algorhythm lyrics

"Thanks for watching if you like that video
Click the
Subscribe button, and if you didn't like it
You hurt my feelings"
"Now I can do whatever I want!"
"I can't believe it's happening"

Well, hello!
It's been a while since I've uploaded a show
Gotta flow back into the mojo
Schedule's slow, but motherfucker I'm a pro
Yo i'm not really in the know though
Been out of the zone like a no-go
Mood’s been flowing to and fro like a yo yo
I guess i didn't really care about the news
Or the views because I'm so over
Sprawling algorithmic shit on the walls
Gossip in the halls
"Did you hear about Jake Paul?"
Eight ball, sunk, corner pocket no damn call
Eight part, "What?! OMG I'm nervous, lol"



Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon
Gimme simple lacks of talent
Put celebs at a desk, write a check up next!
Rinse, repeat split it into bit's and wait
T'ill it's released
At number one on the trending page
Wanna see Radcliffe look at
10 year old memes?
Isn't this the saddest thing
You've seen on TV?
I thought the internet might've
Finally set us free
But now it's obvious the apple
Ain’t far from the tree

I mean i'd probably give a pass to Conan
A big proponent of independent showmen
Late Night Serotonin
Does the name mean anything? Rogers, Olan
But most of these late night guys are roaches
Posts encroaching like a diagnosis
This site's atrocious
It ain't done till the fat
One drops the hostess

But hold it! What is up?
The alt-right's coming for your kids
Cover up! And did you guys ever happen see
This study released by Data Society
That puts a direct line from Spencer to me?
Well, dang we collabbed?
Where? In your sad, wet dream?
Beccalew, I’ll remember you
Send me off to fight your foo
You’re the pretender to whom
I won’t have to surrender to

I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately is just irritating
So why doesn’t everybody loosen up loosen up
Loosen up
I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately doesn’t
Even really phase me
So hopefully everybody loosens up loosens up
Loosens up

Maybe I’ll make drama vids
So it hurts even worse when the karma hit's
"Baby, I’m anonymous! I’m immune to the pain
I’m very tolerant of literally any
Opinion that isn’t moderate"
People call me right wing, what a pipe dream
Just because I think comedy is a nice thing?
And if I veer to the left even slightly
"Come fight me on my nine hour livestream!"
You’re a this, you’re a that, you’re a what
You’re sexist bigot, or a soyboy cuck

Hold it! What is up?
The SJWs are here, motherfuck!
If I see another shitty cartoon in a tux
Ranting about Venezuelan cover-ups
Lay my face on the railway then
Let the mayhem take charge
Let the train skate on my brainstem
Ugh! I’m gonna need meds, send a doc
Can’t take another joke
About attack helicopters
We only start mobs cuz we love a monster
Case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters

I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately is just irritating
So why doesn’t everybody loosen up loosen up
Loosen up
I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately doesn’t
Even really phase me
So hopefully everybody loosens up loosens up
Loosens up

This beats getting a little repetitive
It’s should’ve been edited down
Cuz right now it’s a sedative
"Ugh, all you do is rant about feminists"
Negative, Ghost Rider
Get yourself off of the premises
I’m the Top Ray Gun
Credited with highly edited
Masterworks, thought not
Particularly relevant
If you’re seekin’ a Puerto
Rican iDubbbz impressionist
Swimming through YouTube algorithm
With elegance for the hell of it
But I’m not a rapper
So I’m a bit out my element
Everybody wants politics
But everybody takes it so serious
And I really don’t get what the problem is
With just having a little bit of fun with it

So, to everybody listenin’
Isn’t it fun knowin’ we’re stuck in
A loop of infinite dumb
Nonsense, so sweet, like a cinnamon bun
"Um, we're quite in a predicament, hun!"
And if this rant's not what you
Wanted here in a musical be right back
I'll rewrite this trash into something usable

I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately is just irritating
So why doesn’t everybody loosen up loosen up
Loosen up
I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately doesn’t
Even really phase me
So hopefully everybody loosens up loosens up
Loosens up