Chuck Inglish, Helios Hussain, Asher Roth - Sweat Shorts lyrics

I'm a cool kidded, loose fitted
Jewels spitting bad rapper
Half-ass the past six years
Flipping swag jacker
Wish I had a leather jacket, band tee
Clear pants
Stupid ass hat, pass me another beer man
Cheers fam
Wearing anything I feel I really want
Like my name is Frankenstein
Now I'm Adam Sandler's son
I'm like Chandler from Friends with a man bun
That hid his handguns in
His mini Cooper Anderson
Son painted land from space Jam slam
Hope you caught that on your camera
Don't understand me
Think I might move up to Canada
Root for Vancouver
Shareef Abdur medula oblongata
If you got a problem holler
Wrote a novel on my motto
Only suckers spit to swallow shucks
What do I know
I'll just let this be the motto
But because the guac is hot don't
Mean I'll be an avocado
Like a Martin Scorsese or a Spike Lee flick
(I keep the same motherfuckers up on my shit)
Like the SportsCenter anchors on
That TV script (You talking game but you
Always same old shit)
Like a Martin Scorsese or a Spike Lee flick
(I keep the same motherfuckers up on my shit)
Like the SportsCenter anchors on
That TV script (You talking game but you
Always same old shit)
Balling is my best short
Hand on my balls while I'm in my sweat shorts
Balling is my best short
Hand on my balls while I'm in my sweat shorts

On my front porch in my sweat shorts
Reading the old Source you know
The low sport
On the block crossover on the ball court
Free throw, shoot your shot bro
It's all yours
I'm bout to get it all back like a bra strap
All that, fall back like a fade away
808 made a way, MJG playa way
That Slick Rick, Dana Dane, Doug E Fresh
Daddy Kane keep it player
(I ain't playing) but I got a game today
Receive a bonus from the owners
I'm about to call the play
The running backs run it back
But the corners get the sacks
The quarterbacks talking fast
Watch the marching band dance
Flambe the souflet, I butterflied the lobster
So much game I'm on the field with Bob Costa
John Madden
Sagging in my shorts with a four course
Meal pockets dragging on the floor
Like a Martin Scorsese or a Spike Lee flick
(I keep the same motherfuckers up on my shit)
Like the SportsCenter anchors on
That TV script (You talking game but you
Always same old shit)
Like a Martin Scorsese or a Spike Lee flick
(I keep the same motherfuckers up on my shit)
Like the SportsCenter anchors on
That TV script (You talking game but you
Always same old shit)
Balling is my best short
Hand on my balls while I'm in my sweat shorts
Balling is my best short
Hand on my balls while I'm in my sweat shorts

Too many niggas in the world
But not enough ideas
I'ma call you a bitch while
You out with your kids little Jonathon
Your daddy is a rap style copycat
I'ma move in and be your daddy
He's a follower i'm your role model but I
Gotta fuck your momma
You gon' have a brother
He gon' make you way tougher
Uncle Ash is black
He just put rims on a pickup truck
Burglarizing styles I'ma tell my
Big brother Chuck ball on bitch niggas who
Been stealing our intentions
Make 'em do our homework and
Send 'em to detention
Never steal a man's style when you grow up
Remember cause we gon' find out and whoop
Your ass while we drunk
I’m Bonafide with my writing rhymes
Street Volume 2
Not in my house, my Vokals like the Lunatics
What the hook gon' be
I'ma bring it like I'm Murphy Lee
Air Force Ones sweat
Shorts sagging comfortably