Classified - Having Kids is Easy lyrics

Alright
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
Give me a sec
No one said having kids is easy

Alright kids, settle down
Run into the other room
Daddy needs a couple minutes
No more comin' the booth
Shit it's hard to raise kids, sorry
Shouldn't swear
Well, not around the youngins'
They'll repeat what they hear
How come ever since I had
Kids life switched up
Now I gotta watch over my
Shoulder when I twist up
I can't even smoke in my own house
It's tough i'm trying to stay positive
But sometimes kids suck
I'm trying to get 'em on a schedule


Come on, eat your vegetables don't throw
Them on the floor please
I need a break and the wife need a date
But we fall asleep at eight
Reading bed time stories
I should be going out
Supposed to be a rap star instead I'm home
Watching Frozen and Madagascar
Cars or Babar
Some other crap I don't really want to watch
My whole social life is falling off
Thanks kids
What? I ain't bought enough for you?
You want to cry for something new
Here's a handkerchief and if you keep it up
Don't think I won't spank a kid
I don't know if I can handle this
Man I was living the dream

Then I woke up, up, up
I heard the baby crying in the other room
Screaming and cryin' i'm tryna sleep
Then I woke up, up
I'm at my whit's end, about to loose it
If it ain't one thing
It's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
If it ain't one thing
It's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
Daddy and my mother daddy and my mother
Never said having kids was easy
Word to my daddy and my mother
My daddy and my mother

Man, I'm trying to stay confident
But, I think I'm finally loosing it
Lord please, help me
I'm praying to the crucifix
Weed makes me calm but gotta smoke outdoors
And can't watch porn on my
Home computer no more
Cause pop-ups will pop-up
And I ain't havin' that
Used to have patience with kids
Now I'm lackin' that
No, no more questions I thought
I made this shit clear
Kids were not there yet
We'll be there when we get there
Now sit down these kids always diss me
I bought a couch last week
They wrecked a couch week this week
Takin' home for dinner because
They say they're hungry barely eat a thing
What a fucking waste of money
Sorry I'm still cursing
Look what they makin' of me
I want the last slice
They always take it from me
So, it's all about them now yeah
Not about me "Daddy are you done?"
No I'm not, now get out please
I'm tryin' to work so I can pay
For that shirt you're growing out of
Baby that's my motive
I take the good with the bad
That's what change will bring
It's tough to being a good dad
But wouldn't change a thing
My life's a dream

Then I woke up, up, up
I heard the baby crying in the other room
Screaming and cryin'
So I got up I can't leave
Her in the other room screaming and cryin'
I'm at my whit's end, about to loose it
If it ain't one thing
It's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
If it ain't one thing
It's a motherfucking nother
Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother
Daddy and my mother daddy and my mother
Never said having kids was easy
Word to my daddy and my mother
My daddy and my mother
Never said having kids was easy

I'm just playing
I love my kids, I just need some sleep though
It's pretty bad when you got to
Go on tour to get sleep
It's not even just my kids man
It's my boys kids i never to get to hangout
With my friends anymore
Let your parents come out

I can't watch what I want to watch on TV
Can't play any of my old rap CD's
And every movie that we watch is PG
Never said having kids was easy
Never said having kids was easy
Never said having kids was easy