CMRB, FL.E - The Grinch vs Shrek lyrics

The Grinch vs shrek

Every Who down in Whoville
Liked Christmas a lot
But the Grinch who lived North
Of Whoville did not

The people of Whoville are nothing
Put next to this pompous swamp monster
Known only as Shrek
"Why",  you all blare,  do I oh-so hate him?
Behind all those layers
He's beyond ogre rated! Tasteless!
I may have stole Christmas, in fact
You took everything Disney and
Wrapped it with trash
Even happened to nab Seuss's Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on
Tell your ass to stay back!

Donkey, see? Something uglier than me!
Get out my swamp! Get off my beat!
Hey, list 'em: head's twisted
Lyrically: nae gifted you suck at wrapping
That's why you resent Christmas!
I'm Shreking fools
Take your fur and deck the halls
Your heart's not the only thing
Two sizes too small!
Somebody once told me this
Hairy sock wants trouble
You must've been cursed by
Your fairy godmother!
You were one in a million
A classic written for children
Nowadays, you've been plastered next
To a billion Minions!

You're a monster, that said
I think you should retire
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
A reboot of this snotty disaster?
Say bye to your Happily Ever After!