Colby Ferrin - EFY Girls (California Gurls Parody) lyrics

I know a place
Where they like to study scriptures
All singles here
You better look good cuz theres pictures
Sipping chocolate milk
The guys are sitting waiting anxiously
When the girls walk up
You feel like you just won the lottery

You know we keep the high standards
If you're a single guy go to EFY
Once you see all the ladies
You'll be falling in love
Man those EFY girls are so beautiful
Modesty from bottom to top
Who's my COW? So many girls to choose from

Man those EFY girls are so wonderful
Gorgeous on the inside and out
Mormons represent! Now put your hands up!

Sent from above
They resemble heaven's angels
Man, is this love?
I think my soul is now entangled

So I like to start off with something simple
Like, "Hey, what's your name
And your favorite temple?
Is your toothbrush pink? Is
Your cat's name Kevin?
Did it really hurt when
You fell from heaven?"
Gotta love Alma, all those wars
Hey, I lost my phone number
Can I have yours?
Wanna go out? Just tell me when
Is love at first sight or
Should I walk by again?
Do you want another hug? Well
I guess 3's good tell me: Would ya like
To hold the priesthood?
Are you tired? That's superpowers
You've been running through my mind
For the last 8 hours
In all these weeds, you're the flower
If beauty is a castle
You're the tallest tower
Girl, you rock it! Just go show me
How strong is your testimony?
Finer than the fine tip of a pencil
Sharper spiritually than the power
Of ten cyl-
-Lindars, cuz she endures way to the end
I'm so freakin glad she's my Facebook friend!

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We love you EFY girls!