Comic Book Rap Battles - Monika vs Monaca Towa - Rap Battle lyrics

Why do I keep getting pulled
Into these rap fights?
Now one against a kid who
Surely can't even rap right!
But if it's something that you want
To take a chance on
I'll make sure you really don't have
Any legs to stand on
(O oh) got history with debating
Just check the club I created
While my game was sweeping the nation
Your character's always been hated!
It's true!
If we take a look here at Seth's poll
There you're sitting pretty
Only second to the pedo
And here I thought that
Natsuki's home was thе most broken
Then entеr Monaca like they see me rollin'
Only made the cut for a spinoff
Snapped back for an adaptation
If I gently opened the door
I wouldn't want you hanging out on
A screen in my basement!

Please, you don't need to be so mean
Do you think a little thing like Monaca
Could scheme so evil and biiiiiiiiig?
Well, you're right! So fuck you!
Who would trust you after your
Lust ripped through your club
Just so you could get with one dude?!
Monaca towered over Towa!
There's no mistaking it
While your character's not up to code
QBasic bitch!
You mock all these tropes of horror
With your bore of a story
Not your normal dating sim
"ooh it's bloody and gory!"
You complain about the one who got away
But Monaca's gotta say
This bitch is pretty by the books
For a visual novel yandere
There's nobody who can top
Monaca's kind of torture!
You try to rack the players mind
But they're only focused on your former!

You hear that, Yuri?

Her poems are disgusting

Ummm is this really something
We should be discussing?

Look, I'm just snappy
'cause she's talking lots of crap
For some brat who wouldn't know love
If it gave her a smack!

And I know that it's best I
Try not to get upset
But this franchise built a whole world
Then stabbed it in the chest!

Hung up in suspension
Then imagine my dejection
When your friend here took "hands-on"
In a whole new direction!

Whoa! Demons spotted!

Let's go in for the slaughter!

She couldn't handle all of the damage
Monaca brought her

So she brought in these bottomless pit's
Of programmed emotion!

But adding Meta-Verses
Won't bring back those faux friends!

And talking 'bout world building?
Don't listen to what they say!
Added some achievements for waiting
And called it a gameplay!

Wait
In her fictional reality she isn't even real!

Just a loser stuck in a
Game with zero appeal!

Writing tip of the day:
That verse couldn't be saved
Even if you had it written
By a dozen of your classmates
You think you're all tough
'cause you got The Resistance riled?
'til you launched yourself into space
Houston, we have a problem child!
Successor of Junko?
Do you expect some reward?
The only warriors you enforce
Are hidden behind their keyboards!
This lil' Ultimate Homeroom's
Got no room to talk it up
Who's the biggest, most awful
Most tragic rapper? Just Monaca

Monaca works with AI you're the lamest kind!
You got a little crush
And then you're taking lives!
I shut down a town when I rolled on the scene
People shut you down
With Control, Alt, Delete!
If you're the "best girl"
Explain what this forced everlasting love is
'cause the fact that you're the last pick?
That's poetic justice!
Why don't you play a song now?
Close it out like Kaede! Once Monaca is done
There'll be an extra cupcake on the tray