Connie Converse - Connie Checks The Mic lyrics

I have the volume all the way up to nine
And I’m on input two
And I’m speaking within about an inch
Of the microphone, and getting
A meter reading of only about one

Hello? Hello

Now, I have the microphone on, uh
I have the volume on five
And uh, I have the microphone in input one
And I’m getting a reading
Of up as far as two
I’m going to turn it up now
To seven and see what happens
Now now I’m on seven and I’m getting i
Have i have the microphone
About eight inches away
And it’s going way up i’m
Getting a very good response
I’m going to, uh
Pause a minute and try the microphone
Oh, about, uh, put the microphone down
Well, no, I can’t do that

I’m holding the microphone now, well
A good foot away
And I’m getting readings up, uh
As far as, well, five
And I have the volume set at seven

So that seems to be a good response
On input one with a little brown dot
Off the microphone
Down at 50 ohms at a lower position