Connor Musarra, Zelooperz - WEIRD FLEX lyrics

Aye, Ok that's a weird sort of flex
Yeah I went to school
All it did was put me more in debt
Dropped out
Now I'm going Dummy like I'm Portishead
Party with the normies
I think shorty went to Georgia Tech
Got more money and more of sex
Only made me more depressed
Finding love is harder than a
Cameraman on porno sets

Uuh, stream of consciousness
I just ignore the chat
808's knock the fucking roof
On your Porsche back
Alligator made me a grill
Where George Foreman at
At this point I might as well
Just go and order plaques
Just for all the classics I
Haven't even recorded yet
Standing O, Nolia clap
As if I needed your congrats

All the way from Cleveland and bitch I
Done came down like I'm Al Fatz
Young Connor the menace
Creasing your Jordans back fuck the cops
I'm bringing Christopher Dorner back
Connor gets too political
I'm not endorsing that
"Socialism don't work in theory" that's
What Joe Rogan said
First of all bitch go read a book

Every single one of your
Idols are openly crooks
Like how we supposed to eat off half
Of a cent for a stream
Man I feel like Karl Marx
Just wrote me a hook this not a soap box
It's just the way that my flow chops
She gave me slow top
I meditate like I'm Chopra
Take her out to go shop with
Some money I don't got

Bought a pack of pre-rolls and
I don't even smoke pot
Cop some vintage clothes
Hit the club and we show stop
Hit the dance floor and I'm doing the robot
Giving em the work, man somebody call OSHA
Hitting windmills to Basshunter the DOTA
I might have to fuckin shave
My head like I'm Slowthai
Just so I can go and
Hit a head-spin next time

Aye, Ok that's a weird sort of flex
Yeah I went to school
All it did was put me more in debt
Dropped out
Now I'm going Dummy like I'm Portishead
Party with the normies
I think shorty went to Georgia Tech
Got more money and more of sex
Only made me more depressed
Finding love is harder than a
Cameraman on porno sets

She came for torture, bitch bad
She a subordinate everybody like he Borat
Bitch keep putting on I ask
Her what's her CarFax she doors of Narnya
She working hard like bar backs
Ass so fat, lift it up, I got a hernia
Suck on titty, get nurtured
Slide on a bitch like inertia
That N - pen pals with Basquiat
The paintings they gon purchase
Put beads on her pussy like Mardi Gras
She want a ball like caviar

Get that food, anti-ox
She crawl on the dick like tarantula
White fade like Tabitha
Fish scale on like Halibut
Miyake watch that's a weird flex
This bitch ain't never been smeared yet
Warrior like Mordecai
And unbraid my hair like Braxton
I'm begging these bitches like Francis
She sell these souls on Napster
With a bad bitch look like Franny
I tell the lil bitch to cadaver (woop)
There it is, he doing numbers like a tag team
Hit that bitch first like
My older sister Brandy

Aye, Ok that's a weird sort of flex
Yeah I went to school
All it did was put me more in debt
Dropped out
Now I'm going Dummy like I'm Portishead
Party with the normies
I think shorty went to Georgia Tech
Got more money and more of sex
Only made me more depressed
Finding love is harder than a
Cameraman on porno sets