Coolio - Ugly Bitches lyrics

A bitch is a bitch and we all know
That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so
If you're gotta have 'em
Might as well be a fine one
But it seems that some niggas
Can't seem to find one so they go and get a
Bitch that's lookin like Trixie
And Hekkyl & Jekkyl with
Some saggy ass titties
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
And the nigga got the nerve
To pretend she's a looker
Sportin' that down from your
Arm like a Simpson
Talk about bitches that you
Wish you was pimpin'
Come around the homies and you
Swear that she's playin'
But everytime I see her, you're beggin'
Go get you a girl that got somethin goin'
Get rid of that bitch that's
Lookin' like a dragon
Now you wanna fight 'cause you're
Baggin' on your Mrs
But that's what'cha get when you
Fuck with ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave 'em alone
'Cause I went from rags to riches

They say 'beauty is skin deep'
But goddamn weeded bitch
Look like buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
And her bad ass breath is about
To make me throw up
Niggas started dissin' and you blamed
It on the gin but the very next day you
Was with the bitch again
Now your ass is gettin' clowned like Bozo
But that's what you get for
Fuckin with that ugly ho
I don't know what possessed you, nigga
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin' your time with a big goony-goo-goo
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"
Dig a ditch down in desperation
Send that monster on a permanent vacation
The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen
'Cause some niggas like fuckin
With ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave 'em alone
'Cause I went from rags to riches

Aw shit
There go my nigga pretendin' he don't see me
Talkin with a bitch that look like a flea G
Holdin' her hand as he walks thru the plaza
I try to play it off but
I couldn't hold my laughter
The girl is done so take her ass off the oven
Put her on a BOOM and send
Her back to the covent
Cookin' up a plan in a big, black cauldron
And the dumb ass nigga don't
Know that he's fallin'
Into a trap 'cause now the whore is pregnant
9 months later and she's
Squirted out an insect
He don't wanna claim it
She went and got a test
Now he's sendin' child support in
A big fat check my nigga got depressed and
He started drinkin' liquor
One night he got drunk
Went to her house and killed her
Riches to rags and rags to riches
But that's what'cha get when you
Fuck with ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
It seems kinda sad 'cause this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches

So you mean to tell me you fuckin
With a bald headed, ol' fat, lumpy
Droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco
Drinkin', loud, ignorant, fucked-up
Teeth, stank hoodrat, won't
Down, once-a-month bleedin'
Butthead swap-meet
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe
Cigarette butt baggin' bitch? Nigga what's
Wrong wit you? (That's alright she take care
Of a nigga though, that's all I know nigga
That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga)